Jeremy
@jeremyharrison.bsky.social
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I laughed when I was told this, but my French partner said, and I quote: "It's not a joke, it's very serious."
I love French people.
And yes! It would be a perfect name for either profession! Yes being a dog is a profession now
I love French people.
And yes! It would be a perfect name for either profession! Yes being a dog is a profession now
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I laughed when I was told this, but my French partner said, and I quote: "It's not a joke, it's very serious."
I love French people.
And yes! It would be a perfect name for either profession! Yes being a dog is a profession now
I love French people.
And yes! It would be a perfect name for either profession! Yes being a dog is a profession now
(Pain au chocolate I mean)
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
(Pain au chocolate I mean)
Did you know that in some regions of France you have to call pan au chocolate a chocalatine or they'll get mad? Just as people in Paris will get mad if you DO call it a chocalatine
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Did you know that in some regions of France you have to call pan au chocolate a chocalatine or they'll get mad? Just as people in Paris will get mad if you DO call it a chocalatine
They can if they went to door college
December 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They can if they went to door college
Next time I'm at the hospital I'll give him a piece of my mind for not choosing a more amusing niche
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Next time I'm at the hospital I'll give him a piece of my mind for not choosing a more amusing niche
I can solve it right now! He's a general surgeon!
December 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I can solve it right now! He's a general surgeon!
I saw a massive owl earlier so I think that qualifies me
September 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I saw a massive owl earlier so I think that qualifies me
I read that as wear little wings and I was like buddy, have I got news for you
September 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I read that as wear little wings and I was like buddy, have I got news for you
"How will that affect our quarterlies?" I asked in the Christian Bale voice
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
"How will that affect our quarterlies?" I asked in the Christian Bale voice
It's also cool that they allow you to hire cranes though. Never know when you'll need a large bird to attack your enemies
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It's also cool that they allow you to hire cranes though. Never know when you'll need a large bird to attack your enemies
By disclosing that, you're violating the extensive NDA you signed 😡
September 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
By disclosing that, you're violating the extensive NDA you signed 😡
Stop pinching worms Jessica
September 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stop pinching worms Jessica
Thank you, the Celsius addition allowed me to fully immerse myself in this experience 😌
August 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Thank you, the Celsius addition allowed me to fully immerse myself in this experience 😌
I'm sorry, my skills of deduction are perhaps too powerful 😔
August 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm sorry, my skills of deduction are perhaps too powerful 😔
I bet it's on a day that ends in "y".
August 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I bet it's on a day that ends in "y".
I'm discovering that there are many ways to pronounce Megan, it seems. Your brother and dad will have ro pronounce it the opposite way for this gag, then
August 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I'm discovering that there are many ways to pronounce Megan, it seems. Your brother and dad will have ro pronounce it the opposite way for this gag, then
Right?? I was just making a silly joke and in the end, I learned something interesting. The magic of the internet
August 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Right?? I was just making a silly joke and in the end, I learned something interesting. The magic of the internet
Really? Well I'll be, that's very interesting! In Australia you'll have to pronounce it the reverse way in order to perform this prank then
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Really? Well I'll be, that's very interesting! In Australia you'll have to pronounce it the reverse way in order to perform this prank then