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Jeremy Bent
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Comedian • Host of @eurovangelists.com • C-53 on @missiontozyxx.bsky.social • Very Slow 5K Runner

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"Computer Elbow" sounds like a Captain Beefheart B-side
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bless them for trying
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It’s been fun, gang! Have a great Thanksgiving - I’m gonna go walk my dog and go straight back to sleep. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Where, cries a beleaguered nation, where is Brady O’Callahan to approve of Lainey Wilson’s coat?! #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
NYPD Band appearing in the parade was a non-negotiable from the union to Mamdani #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Children, show some respect: use your bodies to shield perennial icon Darlene Love from the confetti. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I dunno, Luísa Sanzo and Russell Dickerson were also terrible
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Not a clue, Sara. Not a CLUE
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Oh, you brought corn? Great, we can serve it in… oh, corn for popping. Do you mean popcorn? Because that’s not a side, just FYI.” #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is James Brown/The Rolling Stones at the TAMI Show all over again
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’m excited to announce my new holiday single “First Last Christmas” about the first time I heard the Wham! song #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“Nora, the arctic fox, bites children who resist the elves, making her a simply adorable arm of the surveillance state!” #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My favorite Macy’s tradition lives on another year: weirdly horny song on a children’s float! #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bestselling author Debbie Gibson?

…better than the music?

#Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hey Calum, no one, and I mean truly not a single person, asked for this. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Can’t they just make Huntr/x a real band? Just sign these three and release an album, it’d destroy. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Marching band, as it turns out, is not the preferred delivery method for Earth Wind & Fire’s “September.” #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Il Volo didn’t wanna risk getting deported, huh? #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Archie would never do this to us
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
WOW Teyana was so loud they were forced to bitcrush her. Some audio engineer just got tinnitus for LIFE #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Imagine telling some weeb in 2002 that Luffy will be the Macy’s Parade. They’d hate you for it. Beg you to make it not true. But you’d be powerless to stop it. #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I am too old to know who this is
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“Please, Mr. Fantasy was my father. Call me Jeff.” #Heistgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM