Jeramiah Dooley
@jeramiah.net
- Sr. Director @GitHub
- Model train super freak 🚂
- Too many shoes. 👟
I used to be fun.
- Model train super freak 🚂
- Too many shoes. 👟
I used to be fun.
Can I share my cute frog pictures with you, Bluesky? I used to have someone who loved for me to send them, and I don't want this kind of photogenic talent to be wasted.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can I share my cute frog pictures with you, Bluesky? I used to have someone who loved for me to send them, and I don't want this kind of photogenic talent to be wasted.
Peak 2025 is realizing a dream that was once unthinkable and finding out not a single person I love wanted to join me. Sigh.
Choo choo.
Choo choo.
September 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Peak 2025 is realizing a dream that was once unthinkable and finding out not a single person I love wanted to join me. Sigh.
Choo choo.
Choo choo.
I have found the problem. Let's spend the rest of the next three years fixing this, and I bet we'll see the changes we want.
September 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have found the problem. Let's spend the rest of the next three years fixing this, and I bet we'll see the changes we want.
They even give you free money afterwards! Man, what a country. 💉🙌💰
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They even give you free money afterwards! Man, what a country. 💉🙌💰
Here's hoping this *really* pisses off the Secretary of HHS. Go get your vaccines, the folks at CVS are super nice.
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Here's hoping this *really* pisses off the Secretary of HHS. Go get your vaccines, the folks at CVS are super nice.
Someday the bees in my brain are a lot to deal with so I find something to hyper focus on and let the day pass around me.
This has been one of those weekends.
This has been one of those weekends.
September 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Someday the bees in my brain are a lot to deal with so I find something to hyper focus on and let the day pass around me.
This has been one of those weekends.
This has been one of those weekends.
So, does LaGuardia not suck now, or something? Terminal B is incredible. I like it.
August 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So, does LaGuardia not suck now, or something? Terminal B is incredible. I like it.
See what I mean? Follow the spending.
August 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
See what I mean? Follow the spending.
I have an urgent message for Jim Cramer: shut the fuck up, I have local weathermen who are right with more regularity than you. How does he still have a job?
August 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have an urgent message for Jim Cramer: shut the fuck up, I have local weathermen who are right with more regularity than you. How does he still have a job?
The level of cowardice here is, unfortunately, perfectly on brand.
July 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The level of cowardice here is, unfortunately, perfectly on brand.
When you see something interesting but it's hosted on Substack so you have to block and move on.
June 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you see something interesting but it's hosted on Substack so you have to block and move on.
That 100% of everyone isn't self-censoring at work means some people are assholes or oblivious.
Bring your work self to work. Leave the rest for your friends and family. This is just a job, not your identity.
Bring your work self to work. Leave the rest for your friends and family. This is just a job, not your identity.
June 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That 100% of everyone isn't self-censoring at work means some people are assholes or oblivious.
Bring your work self to work. Leave the rest for your friends and family. This is just a job, not your identity.
Bring your work self to work. Leave the rest for your friends and family. This is just a job, not your identity.
Shout out to all my work colleagues who have to deal with me gushing about my oldest son graduating today. I'm not remotely sorry.
June 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Shout out to all my work colleagues who have to deal with me gushing about my oldest son graduating today. I'm not remotely sorry.
There are few things that make me madder than having to follow supposed professionals around and make sure they aren't cutting corners or covering up mistakes. Always fun to both pay the bill AND be the bad guy. 🤬
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
There are few things that make me madder than having to follow supposed professionals around and make sure they aren't cutting corners or covering up mistakes. Always fun to both pay the bill AND be the bad guy. 🤬
Bsky tags for the win.
May 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bsky tags for the win.
I had a friend come visit today. He is also old, but we had a good time catching up.
May 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I had a friend come visit today. He is also old, but we had a good time catching up.
My amazing, happy, healthy, brilliant 18 year old son wanted me to send you this.
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My amazing, happy, healthy, brilliant 18 year old son wanted me to send you this.
My power company keeps sending me "efficiency kits" which are basically giant boxes of light bulbs. I don't need any more fucking light bulbs! What do y'all do with perfectly good lightbulbs you don't need? Goodwill? Recycle?
April 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My power company keeps sending me "efficiency kits" which are basically giant boxes of light bulbs. I don't need any more fucking light bulbs! What do y'all do with perfectly good lightbulbs you don't need? Goodwill? Recycle?
They lie like breathing.
April 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They lie like breathing.