Jeppe Roi Kristensen
jeppek.dk
Jeppe Roi Kristensen
@jeppek.dk
Dotnet developer. Husband. Father of 3. Ex wannabe rock star (at least in my own mind). Takes a picture everytime I get a haircut and send it to my wife (Hence my profile photo)
I was using a self scan and it said "Thank you doing your purchases in ...." and I replied loudly "You're welcome".

Ok mostly to annoy my wife. Ok only to annoy my wife.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Et gammelfar trick er jo at let berøre bremsen uden at trykke den ned, så den lyser bagved.

Og undskyld hvis jeg er så out of touch at det er det breakchecke betyder.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Jeg tænker at vi er 1 eller 2 år fra Black Quarter og måske 3 eller 4 fra Black Year
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kan man hade folk så meget?
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Knækker dem kun hvis der er italienere til stede. Ved samme lejlighed laver jeg spaghetti carbonara med fløde
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ikea i weekenden?
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Kickstarter perhaps?
October 31, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Make some movies.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
That's no moon
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Lige over. 🙂
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Den ældre dame der engang spurgte min datter om hun var ude at handle ind med sin bedstefar havde også den evne.
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM