It’s not like there’s only one
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It’s not like there’s only one
It’s what happens when a majority of your founding population are literate social democrats
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s what happens when a majority of your founding population are literate social democrats
A bailout doesn’t make bad capital expenditures good. It won’t keep the stock price inflated. It will line the pockets of the CEO’s
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
A bailout doesn’t make bad capital expenditures good. It won’t keep the stock price inflated. It will line the pockets of the CEO’s
You ever ask a one-year old “where’s your hat?” They look up and it’s hilarious
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You ever ask a one-year old “where’s your hat?” They look up and it’s hilarious
What do you do after nationalizing an industry whose highest and best use is for it to go away
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What do you do after nationalizing an industry whose highest and best use is for it to go away
I’ve been making the “fellas, is it gay to love your wife” joke for years and he just… tweeted it out
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’ve been making the “fellas, is it gay to love your wife” joke for years and he just… tweeted it out
Hey guys, over here! A chick says she needs something explained
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey guys, over here! A chick says she needs something explained
Aw man I’m gonna have to follow you for one of those things
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Aw man I’m gonna have to follow you for one of those things
He had one job and didn’t do it, everything else is downstream of that
November 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He had one job and didn’t do it, everything else is downstream of that
It’s spelled Bae Wolf
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It’s spelled Bae Wolf
Good news about Jewish hell
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Good news about Jewish hell
Wasn’t the actual head of German intelligence spying for the allies
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wasn’t the actual head of German intelligence spying for the allies
The only solution is for millennials to start writing complaint letters like the boomers have been doing. I can’t wait
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The only solution is for millennials to start writing complaint letters like the boomers have been doing. I can’t wait
Ok I’ve wanted to mute this image all day but yours is a good one
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ok I’ve wanted to mute this image all day but yours is a good one
This is why I avoid severing my fingers
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This is why I avoid severing my fingers
Yes I’m using leeches as a widely recognizable synecdoche for the four humours theory, but it is tru that actual leeches can be used for other things, disgusting as that may be
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Yes I’m using leeches as a widely recognizable synecdoche for the four humours theory, but it is tru that actual leeches can be used for other things, disgusting as that may be
If the IDF kills 50 people with a bomb it’s a test of the ceasefire; if an Arab teenager throws a rock afterwards, then the ceasefire is over
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
If the IDF kills 50 people with a bomb it’s a test of the ceasefire; if an Arab teenager throws a rock afterwards, then the ceasefire is over
Yo-Yo Ma with no sheet music, a bad motherfucker
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Yo-Yo Ma with no sheet music, a bad motherfucker
Leslie Knope is that you
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Leslie Knope is that you
Also A Unicorn, a Dinosaur, and a Shark were Riding a Bicycle, in which the characters argue with the narrator
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Also A Unicorn, a Dinosaur, and a Shark were Riding a Bicycle, in which the characters argue with the narrator
He doesn’t know it yet but mine is a postmodernist. His faves are Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus (the reader must shout NO at the pigeon) and The Book with No Pictures (which “tricks” the adult reading it into saying funny nonsense words)
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
He doesn’t know it yet but mine is a postmodernist. His faves are Don’t Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus (the reader must shout NO at the pigeon) and The Book with No Pictures (which “tricks” the adult reading it into saying funny nonsense words)
If it helps, “western medicine” is the Galenic four humours bullshit. You know, with leeches and shit. Science based medicine isn’t western medicine. It belongs to everyone who believes in empiricism
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If it helps, “western medicine” is the Galenic four humours bullshit. You know, with leeches and shit. Science based medicine isn’t western medicine. It belongs to everyone who believes in empiricism
An MBA is for teaching dumb rich kids the basic arithmetic of profit and loss so they know how to sell the seed corn, distribute the proceeds to themselves and stockholders, and then walk away as the enterprise collapses. I can’t wait until there’s no companies left
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
An MBA is for teaching dumb rich kids the basic arithmetic of profit and loss so they know how to sell the seed corn, distribute the proceeds to themselves and stockholders, and then walk away as the enterprise collapses. I can’t wait until there’s no companies left
I am increasingly coming around to the view that we should not extend expensive services and utilities for free to suburban and rural areas. The most subsidized people in the nation think everyone else is mooching off of them. Give them independence. Is this an argument to dissolve the union? Maybe
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I am increasingly coming around to the view that we should not extend expensive services and utilities for free to suburban and rural areas. The most subsidized people in the nation think everyone else is mooching off of them. Give them independence. Is this an argument to dissolve the union? Maybe
Seder plate but the egg is dyed Easter colors
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Seder plate but the egg is dyed Easter colors