I feel like this is an endorsement. I now have a valid reason to go to the mall.

Good thing it wasn't a$300 (million) donation.

Indeed! The salary and completion outcomes at CCs are not always strong and are definitely less than at 4-year institutions.

People who do it for the money?

It's outcomes, not price.

The shade-throwing academicians were the best part of this article. Glad it's continuing in the comments.

I should start collecting these graphics. It would be like a death mask collection or something.

Watch: you'll have add a fourth "l" to your name.

I feel like that's a pretty okay deep cut mayo joke.

A year?

I mean, can you prove it's not true?

Also, "my mother's friend's friend" sounds like something a Gen Xer would say. hehe

This sounds like the type of made up sentence someone would have written on their Myspace page in 2005 if they were trying to write ironic fiction about 2025.

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him."

Does it have a reviewer 2 option?

Total aside:

Sugar Daddy first (1920s), then Sugar Babies (1930s), then Sugar Mama (1960s).

Sugar Daddy was originally called "Papa Sucker."

The Sugar Daddy was invented by a right-wing conspiracy theorist who co-founded the John Birch Society. Non-humorously, Sugar Daddies made MAGA possible.

I did make an enemy the other day when someone told me that they didn't use AI because it's just low paid people in other countries, and I responded, "Like the people who made your clothes and phone and furniture."

We'll find out in 2026, I bet.

Cambridge UP is really practicing meiosis with that first sentence, huh?

If you're Atreu, your finances are Artax and the CSS is the Swamp of Sadness.

The pain is real, so imagine, for the moment, the financial aid folks who have to help students, families and counselors navigate it thousands of times each year while being blamed for all the suffering the FAFSA causes ...

Be sure to send them an email and a gift card to the local imbibery.