And, “But he didn’t learn to appreciate his position in your life and treat you better. He learned exactly what you’d accept from him without consequence. So the second time is always unfathomably worse.”

Future production pitches:

A buddy comedy about life in the big city: “1984”

“Lolita”, but for kids!

“Tommyknockers: The Musical!”

I’m….ah..I…I’m about speechless.

I cannot even begin to number the ways that this is abhorrent.

NOOOOOO

You just need a gay chaperone, man.

And are you?

They’re just targeting us now, man.

Mine said 73. I also said RUDE

It’s a good day to clamp.

Is it cheaper, too?