Jensiferum
@jensiferum.bsky.social
Escapee from a collapsing dimension. Asexual Autist Nerd. 07/07/1993. He/Him.
I have given the dragon Christopher Judge's Kratos voice.
September 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I have given the dragon Christopher Judge's Kratos voice.
Old Zeb, doing what he does best.
September 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Old Zeb, doing what he does best.
If it makes you feel any better, Dutch people are freakishly tall (Source: my dad, a 2 metre Dutchman).
August 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If it makes you feel any better, Dutch people are freakishly tall (Source: my dad, a 2 metre Dutchman).
In this economy? You'd have to thieve, reave and slay for, like, thirty years minimum to get even close. I've got gigantic melancholies, but no mirth to speak of; the way this market's going. Better to make pacts with unfathomable gods beyond the black pit of night for a quick buck, I say.
August 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In this economy? You'd have to thieve, reave and slay for, like, thirty years minimum to get even close. I've got gigantic melancholies, but no mirth to speak of; the way this market's going. Better to make pacts with unfathomable gods beyond the black pit of night for a quick buck, I say.
Sylvi Listhaug is a cunt. That's my political stance.
July 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sylvi Listhaug is a cunt. That's my political stance.
A rare miss from AoS for sure.
June 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A rare miss from AoS for sure.
Do you think Axe Battler fights with a sword as a deliberate 'fuck you' to the concept of nominative determinism?
June 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Do you think Axe Battler fights with a sword as a deliberate 'fuck you' to the concept of nominative determinism?
The G I R T H on the lad.
May 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The G I R T H on the lad.
She looks like a fun gal.
May 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
She looks like a fun gal.
With background music by György Ligeti, one imagines.
May 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
With background music by György Ligeti, one imagines.
Two girls, chillin' in the bathtub, less than a foot apart 'cause they're not gay.
May 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Two girls, chillin' in the bathtub, less than a foot apart 'cause they're not gay.
Probably for the best. He'd talk your ear off.
April 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Probably for the best. He'd talk your ear off.
EVERYONE IS SMOKING! ............. krak.
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
EVERYONE IS SMOKING! ............. krak.
At the very least we can hope she trips down a flight of stairs and cracks her skull open on a pavement like an overripe melon.
April 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
At the very least we can hope she trips down a flight of stairs and cracks her skull open on a pavement like an overripe melon.
The Kunnin', the Brutal and the Hungry.
April 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Kunnin', the Brutal and the Hungry.
Yeah, but then they ignore you and you have to force yourself between them shouting "THAT'S ENOUGH!" even louder while separating them and they stalk off scowling in opposite directions and it's a whole bloody thing. Does my head in, it does.
April 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yeah, but then they ignore you and you have to force yourself between them shouting "THAT'S ENOUGH!" even louder while separating them and they stalk off scowling in opposite directions and it's a whole bloody thing. Does my head in, it does.
I might have an idea of what that project is, based on one of my RuneQuest books on the shelf in front of me.
April 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I might have an idea of what that project is, based on one of my RuneQuest books on the shelf in front of me.
I'm sorry, but by the time the temperature reaches 42 C I've long since shrivelled into a mummified corpse, and must therefore decline.
April 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm sorry, but by the time the temperature reaches 42 C I've long since shrivelled into a mummified corpse, and must therefore decline.
Now draw her as the REAL Taskmaster, Greg Davies.
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Now draw her as the REAL Taskmaster, Greg Davies.
Now do the Yamcha one.
March 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Now do the Yamcha one.
Apart from yer mum's. OH! ZINGER!
March 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Apart from yer mum's. OH! ZINGER!
Can't spell "AI bullshit" without "AI bull".
March 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Can't spell "AI bullshit" without "AI bull".