Jen Clarke
@jensclarke.bsky.social
jensized on the bird app. Memphis, TN. Mom and marathoner.
Just about every day, I wonder what David Carr or Anthony Bourdain would have written about at least five topics
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Just about every day, I wonder what David Carr or Anthony Bourdain would have written about at least five topics
Hey brands, we don’t need a yearly recap of everything.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Hey brands, we don’t need a yearly recap of everything.
I’m used to Hallelujah covers this time of year, but hearing the original Cohen version on Apple Music “Holiday Hits” followed by Kelly Clarkson was certainly something.
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I’m used to Hallelujah covers this time of year, but hearing the original Cohen version on Apple Music “Holiday Hits” followed by Kelly Clarkson was certainly something.
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December 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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And that was the night my child insisted on wearing jeans to bed.
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
And that was the night my child insisted on wearing jeans to bed.
No, I don’t care to rate my experience getting a mammogram and I’m not interested in leaving a review after my teeth cleaning. I work in UX and I understand the value of feedback, but the commodification of healthcare is icky enough without all this.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
No, I don’t care to rate my experience getting a mammogram and I’m not interested in leaving a review after my teeth cleaning. I work in UX and I understand the value of feedback, but the commodification of healthcare is icky enough without all this.
Whoever discovers the remains of our civilization is going to have so many questions.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Whoever discovers the remains of our civilization is going to have so many questions.
I keep getting ads for Hamnet and I’m sure it’s great but after the way I open-mouth ugly-cried reading the book I think I’ll save that one for the privacy of my own home.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I keep getting ads for Hamnet and I’m sure it’s great but after the way I open-mouth ugly-cried reading the book I think I’ll save that one for the privacy of my own home.
GTG
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
GTG
So weird how people outsource their decision-making to Reddit. I follow some running gear subs and like 75% of the posts are “should I get this shoe or this one?” Bro I don’t know your feet, just pick one and return it if it doesn’t work out.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
So weird how people outsource their decision-making to Reddit. I follow some running gear subs and like 75% of the posts are “should I get this shoe or this one?” Bro I don’t know your feet, just pick one and return it if it doesn’t work out.
Wow I was feeling bad about the Grizzlies but the Kings don’t even look like a team. Just some dudes out there.
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wow I was feeling bad about the Grizzlies but the Kings don’t even look like a team. Just some dudes out there.
I’m the kind of person to use “loath” in a text message and I guess that pretty much sums me up.
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m the kind of person to use “loath” in a text message and I guess that pretty much sums me up.
J.P. Morgan died in 1913 so I’m interested to see where this leads.
Trump is opening an "investigation" because that precludes DOJ from being allowed to release the files.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
J.P. Morgan died in 1913 so I’m interested to see where this leads.
It’s been years since I accidentally subscribed to Heathrow Airport’s email list while logging on for free WiFi, and I read them regularly. I don’t know if it’s an escapism thing or what. Anyway, there’s a Five Guys in terminal 5 now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s been years since I accidentally subscribed to Heathrow Airport’s email list while logging on for free WiFi, and I read them regularly. I don’t know if it’s an escapism thing or what. Anyway, there’s a Five Guys in terminal 5 now.
A haunted house but it’s a 2 am email from Workday
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A haunted house but it’s a 2 am email from Workday
That ChatGPT commercial with the Perfume Genius track just makes me so mad
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That ChatGPT commercial with the Perfume Genius track just makes me so mad
Mmmm yeah I know what this means
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Mmmm yeah I know what this means
lol Thunder fans cheering their hearts out for Steven Adams and booing Kevin Durant
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol Thunder fans cheering their hearts out for Steven Adams and booing Kevin Durant
Metaphor has completely given up.
“.. despite his pledge that construction of the $250 million addition wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing building.”
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October 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Metaphor has completely given up.
UT kicker Turbyville’s name sounds like a drunk person making fun of Tommy Tuberville
October 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
UT kicker Turbyville’s name sounds like a drunk person making fun of Tommy Tuberville
Oh, no! Not my cloud! Are the scammers even trying anymore.
October 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oh, no! Not my cloud! Are the scammers even trying anymore.
Love when they throw those little decoy categories in there and I actually catch the reference
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Love when they throw those little decoy categories in there and I actually catch the reference
Also, I’ve concluded lately that I’d prefer to know fewer people’s opinions about most things.
October 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Also, I’ve concluded lately that I’d prefer to know fewer people’s opinions about most things.
Lazy AI descriptions and overwhelming negativity. I’m familiar with only one of these names yet these are trending topics for me on Threads. Poisoned algorithm.
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Lazy AI descriptions and overwhelming negativity. I’m familiar with only one of these names yet these are trending topics for me on Threads. Poisoned algorithm.