Jenn Of Ark
@jennofark.bsky.social
Involuntarily retired childless cat lady. Would rather be sleeping.
He's just trying to help the kids avoid making the mistakes he's made.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He's just trying to help the kids avoid making the mistakes he's made.
Just can't wait to rack up another L, can they?
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just can't wait to rack up another L, can they?
Still using my iPhone SE I got way back in 2017.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Still using my iPhone SE I got way back in 2017.
Hell, in my day we practiced "appliance hoarding" and "tool hoarding" and many other types of hoarding that are no longer possible because everything is built like shit and falls apart after a couple of years.
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Hell, in my day we practiced "appliance hoarding" and "tool hoarding" and many other types of hoarding that are no longer possible because everything is built like shit and falls apart after a couple of years.
I almost hope he does. Kegsbreath deserves the humiliation that's coming when a military court either dismisses the case or acquits.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I almost hope he does. Kegsbreath deserves the humiliation that's coming when a military court either dismisses the case or acquits.
No kidding; his "presidency" has been more like a mob bust-out scheme.
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No kidding; his "presidency" has been more like a mob bust-out scheme.
Thank you for a thoroughly enjoyable read!
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Thank you for a thoroughly enjoyable read!
"There are no cannibals in the Royal Navy."
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"There are no cannibals in the Royal Navy."
Sorry to bring up bad memories!
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sorry to bring up bad memories!
someone else can step in and make decent potatoes so everyone at the meal doesn't go without.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
someone else can step in and make decent potatoes so everyone at the meal doesn't go without.
That was my entire point. I could give a shit if he likes to eat that slop at home. But I have experienced a Thanksgiving meal where the person who volunteered to bring them brought instant with the texture of Cream of Wheat. You know, if you would TELL SOMEONE you're planning on bringing slop,
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
That was my entire point. I could give a shit if he likes to eat that slop at home. But I have experienced a Thanksgiving meal where the person who volunteered to bring them brought instant with the texture of Cream of Wheat. You know, if you would TELL SOMEONE you're planning on bringing slop,
It's ok if he thinks they're good. What's NOT ok is not bothering to read what was said before melting down like a little bitch. My entire point was that it's a dick move to VOLUNTEER to bring the potatoes and then phoning it in by bringing instant. So no one at the meal gets good potatoes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's ok if he thinks they're good. What's NOT ok is not bothering to read what was said before melting down like a little bitch. My entire point was that it's a dick move to VOLUNTEER to bring the potatoes and then phoning it in by bringing instant. So no one at the meal gets good potatoes.
It's what I said IN THE INITIAL POST, you illiterate asshole.
Maybe you should READ FIRST before getting all up in your feels, dickhead.
Maybe you should READ FIRST before getting all up in your feels, dickhead.
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's what I said IN THE INITIAL POST, you illiterate asshole.
Maybe you should READ FIRST before getting all up in your feels, dickhead.
Maybe you should READ FIRST before getting all up in your feels, dickhead.
Read the room. Most people prefer real mashed potatoes. Bringing instant slop to Thanksgiving dinner is like a giant middle finger to everyone at the meal. If you don't want to put in the effort to make something people like, don't volunteer to take on the task.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Read the room. Most people prefer real mashed potatoes. Bringing instant slop to Thanksgiving dinner is like a giant middle finger to everyone at the meal. If you don't want to put in the effort to make something people like, don't volunteer to take on the task.
There's already an income limit on who's eligible for the tax credits. There always has been an income limit for the subsidies.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
There's already an income limit on who's eligible for the tax credits. There always has been an income limit for the subsidies.
I love this so much for Lindy Li.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love this so much for Lindy Li.
I just comfort myself with the knowledge that he either won't be sentient or alive for long enough to enjoy it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I just comfort myself with the knowledge that he either won't be sentient or alive for long enough to enjoy it.
Hmmm ... usually the nose touch is a greeting, not a prelude to a fight. That nose touching thing is one of the ways you can tell if a cat likes you/is bonded with you, because they'll nose touch with people too as a greeting. I usually get the boop if I pet when they're sleeping & they wake up.
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hmmm ... usually the nose touch is a greeting, not a prelude to a fight. That nose touching thing is one of the ways you can tell if a cat likes you/is bonded with you, because they'll nose touch with people too as a greeting. I usually get the boop if I pet when they're sleeping & they wake up.
Further defaming the people you're being sued for defaming is an interesting legal strategy but seems unlikely to be effective. It didn't work for Trump, so why not give it a try?
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Further defaming the people you're being sued for defaming is an interesting legal strategy but seems unlikely to be effective. It didn't work for Trump, so why not give it a try?
to disobey HIS orders.
The guilty dog always barks loudest.
The guilty dog always barks loudest.
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
to disobey HIS orders.
The guilty dog always barks loudest.
The guilty dog always barks loudest.