This was the first thing I noticed on my timeline, and the context only makes it marginally more hinged.

'Twas I! An early Tishmas gift.

omg are you going to get an egg?

A respected elder.

I don't think I have ever seen a car that shape (this is how little I know of cars; I recognize them by vague shapes). What kind of car was Turbo?

Hello yes I have been summoned.

I'm not even IN most of my stories.

I.... I'm not going to think too hard about what that means.

I can guarantee, even with no idea what you submitted, that this is a painfully true statement.

Freshmen in high school marching bands are better than this, good lord.