Right?! I expect this kind of thing from randos, but this man has his own Wikipedia page!

That part right there!! My dumb ass genuinely thought he'd want to know he was wrong, lmao

I think maybe I pissed him off because several other people were also suggesting he was wrong and then I showed up and said it in the most petty way and he snapped 💀 I want people to correct me when I'm wrong, but yeah maybe he's so sensitive because of the whole no one loving him as a child thing

I can see from my response that it sounds that way. It's honestly not just me, though!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanukka....

My family always called Hanukkah presents that were cash or checks "gelt." So now you have heard of it.

Gelt is money. Chocolate gelt is chocolate that looks like money. Hope this helps

Idk what's happening rn but I'm seeing Brinda so here goes
@halfmoonjoe.com

NOOOOO 💔

Ty 😔

I'M SO ENVIOUS OMG!!!

This!! Why can't he just appear at my doorstep already without me needing to put in any effort whatsoever? Why is that so hard! 😠

Omg nooooo I can't believe I missed it 😭 Happy belated, I hope you had a wonderful day

UGHHH I'm so sorry!

Not sure what our Hanukah plans are for next weekend, but I'd love to join if I'm free! It's been too long for me too

Me, knowing nothing about this situation at all or who's involved: "Count me in 😈"

And I can't add them back!!!

*bald guy screaming*

I think a lot about that SpongeBob scene where he shreds all the information in his brain and how nice that would be to be able to do that with selected memories