Fortnum and mason pretend Maltesers are not as good as real maltesers
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Fortnum and mason pretend Maltesers are not as good as real maltesers
Is there ever a missing cat who doesn’t look like they’d do it again in a heartbeat?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Missing Bridgend cat found miles from home after five years
It was feared short-haired tabby Tiggles may have been caught by a badger or fox.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Is there ever a missing cat who doesn’t look like they’d do it again in a heartbeat?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I don’t know how Londoners cope with the influx of slow moving idiots at weekends…
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I don’t know how Londoners cope with the influx of slow moving idiots at weekends…
Would like to observe that owning an Architect’s practice can be a very lucrative business (as long as you avoid getting sued). Being a junior architect is not a lucrative job.
January 30, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Would like to observe that owning an Architect’s practice can be a very lucrative business (as long as you avoid getting sued). Being a junior architect is not a lucrative job.
Everyone who walks past is videoing the big pool of water in the road
January 27, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Everyone who walks past is videoing the big pool of water in the road
Sort the weather out Human!
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Sort the weather out Human!
I now drive with a motorcycle outrider to help me avoid potholes
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I now drive with a motorcycle outrider to help me avoid potholes
I woke up this morning to the distant sound of a cat chirping. Benny, I thought. No, Benny was on the bed and also jumped up at the sound. Strange I thought, Dora never makes loud happy noises. Only loud angry noises (and a very, very rare quiet purr or chirp hello)
She’d only brought two mice in 🙄
She’d only brought two mice in 🙄
January 22, 2026 at 11:38 AM
I woke up this morning to the distant sound of a cat chirping. Benny, I thought. No, Benny was on the bed and also jumped up at the sound. Strange I thought, Dora never makes loud happy noises. Only loud angry noises (and a very, very rare quiet purr or chirp hello)
She’d only brought two mice in 🙄
She’d only brought two mice in 🙄
Rain
Rain rain
Rain rain rain
Ugh
Rain rain
Rain rain rain
Ugh
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Rain
Rain rain
Rain rain rain
Ugh
Rain rain
Rain rain rain
Ugh
One day I’ll understand the fuss over the northern lights but today is not that day (without a camera it’s just a funny looking sky 🤷🏽♀️)
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
One day I’ll understand the fuss over the northern lights but today is not that day (without a camera it’s just a funny looking sky 🤷🏽♀️)
Three different boiler people… three different diagnoses. Just hope this last one (and the clear physical evidence of some kind of physical matter in the condensate) have got it right
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Three different boiler people… three different diagnoses. Just hope this last one (and the clear physical evidence of some kind of physical matter in the condensate) have got it right
You know how the flap works, Crabby
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You know how the flap works, Crabby
Note slapping paw hidden beneath the beard yet ever ready
January 14, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Note slapping paw hidden beneath the beard yet ever ready
Central heating is great. Not being reliant on it (woodburner/electric heaters/immersion heated) is even better.
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Central heating is great. Not being reliant on it (woodburner/electric heaters/immersion heated) is even better.
Give me the dreamies and no one gets hurt*
*for the duration of time I’m eating them and also unless I bite your fingers while I eat them.
*for the duration of time I’m eating them and also unless I bite your fingers while I eat them.
January 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Give me the dreamies and no one gets hurt*
*for the duration of time I’m eating them and also unless I bite your fingers while I eat them.
*for the duration of time I’m eating them and also unless I bite your fingers while I eat them.
Purple (ran through paint) feet and a scratched nose 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Purple (ran through paint) feet and a scratched nose 🙄
Dora has a happy chair and an angry chair. Can you tell which is which?
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Dora has a happy chair and an angry chair. Can you tell which is which?
Reached the point in the week where I’m wondering whether I am I just lazy, disorganised and easily distracted or should I self diagnose something on the internet? (It’s always actually the former…)
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Reached the point in the week where I’m wondering whether I am I just lazy, disorganised and easily distracted or should I self diagnose something on the internet? (It’s always actually the former…)
Look, I struggle with spelling numbers at the best of times
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Look, I struggle with spelling numbers at the best of times
It’s a hard life being a Dora when your campaign of intimidation is failing to produce the required results
January 8, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It’s a hard life being a Dora when your campaign of intimidation is failing to produce the required results