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JenKiwi
@jenkiwi.bsky.social
Small nocturnal bird. Artist, writer, programmer. Sculptor of tiny critters. Powered by coffee & Bueno Bars. She/Her. On FA & DA as JenKiwi & IG as jenkiwi_art. https://linktr.ee/jenkiwi
Okay autocorrect did me dirty there but I don’t wanna retype the alt text so let’s all agree I said SPA tub.

Also autocorrect is a booger.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Seems that the raspberry syrup doesn’t play well with the marshmallow syrup & when steamed milk is added the heat curdles the mix.

Acidity in both syrups tipping the point, maybe?

Doesn’t happen in the iced version so heat probably a catalyst.

And that’s why my lunch walk took so long today boss.
November 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Purely in the interest of Science (also to clear the raspberry syrup’s name bc I love the recipes this shop makes w/it & didn’t want them to stop ordering it), we made a Jelly Donut latte (raspberry, Irish crème, white chocolate) from last Winter’s menu & it turned out fine.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Am curious if we’ll manage to hang onto the new hire that started at the end of September. Kid got their degree in May, has up-to-date certs, obviously has a current resume’ in circulation. (Clearance won’t have gone thru yet, which might be the only way we hang onto them.)
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I am choosing not to question why half of dev team suddenly has synchronized regular days off.

(Normally avoided for emergency coverage reasons.)
November 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Very tempting to sneak back downtown & comb the streets for the lost ring someone has posted fliers about.

I could buy SO MANY strawberry croissants w/$150. (AND restock the Strategic Caffeine Reserves afterwards!)
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Today I brought my own can of fancy canned coffee specifically to avoid gazing mournfully at the coffee shop while I walked past it. This is a very temporarily solution though as I only have so many canned lattes in my Strategic Caffeine Reserve, but I suppose it IS what said reserve is FOR.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
(Fortunately turns out when the vending machine guy restocked, he left all the expired stuff on The Magic Free Table & my essential coworkers hauled these goods to our wardroom. So I’m medicating w/slightly expired* Dr Pepper)

* fizzy sugar water doesn’t go bad & no one can convince me otherwise
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me, at noon walkies: I don’t need lunchtime coffee, I have tea at my desk & need to strictly control discretionary spending until paychecks resume.

My Brain, 20minutes later: Pull the migraine lever. No the BIG one.
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bosses are so happy to have us back that they brought cupcakes.

This is good since I was having trouble justifying whether I could buy my daily lunchtime coffee while not being paid, given said coffee also serves as my We Do Not Bite People incentive/reward.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Happy Halloween!

Enjoy some glamour shots of the ghostly fox spirit sculpt in daylight.
October 31, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As promised, photos of the ghostly spirit fox sculpt, glowing fiercely in the dark.
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 AM