I will be making a Christmas Lego and watching Home Alone with the love of my life instead; so sorry!

The hr lady was like “well you’re missing the open bar!” I did laugh and say I don’t drink and she was like “not even wine??” Girl, no, I almost died.

Linus ass behavior

Now he is making cranberry bread

He caught a mouse one time in the middle of the night and brought it into our bedroom; harrowing.

“He’s got a white nose; it’s on his face
He has big paws; they’re on his feet
He catches meeses in the niiiiight”

I want to see someone new as Wolverine say “I go… WHERE I WANNA GO” I am a simple person

I don’t know why my Spotify pfp is a Marilyn Monroe Andy Warhol Spock mashup but I am never changing it

Going from remote/hybrid for years to full in office is fucked. I’m just here? Wild.