Jake
jekbruus.bsky.social
Jake
@jekbruus.bsky.social
Amateur baker, imposter sommelier, cat dad, Hayley Williams stan 🏳️‍🌈

📍 Brooklyn

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December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
why not both
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
OH THAT’S MOTHER
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
yeah that’s father
December 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
if he knew what he was doing, yeah
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ugh ffs
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
she is obsessed with beans 😭
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
white leather pants is arguably gayer
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this was a cultural reset
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
one man case race vibes
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
NPR did this better (and funnier) nearly a decade ago
I Sink, Therefore I Am: This Robot Wasn't Programmed For Existential Angst
After a security robot drowned in a fountain in Washington, D.C., NPR's Scott Simon muses on robot suicide, and how long it will be until a robot has the capacity to question its own existence.
www.npr.org
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
bc classy and elegant 😌
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
manifesting HARD
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
girl were you fingering Nutty Putty cave?? 😭
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
bro wtf 😭
November 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ppl always bring their decorations out wayyy too early smh
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
oh!
November 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
does each nightstand have its own poppers 😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
well hold on now lemme grab my raincoat…
October 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i almost blew away trying to get a slice like it’s roughhh out there
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
oh she kinda gagged u
October 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM