Jef Rouner
@jefrouner.bsky.social
Horror author and journalist. Creator of the Friday Nightmare. Gender Chaotic, any pronouns
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
Me: because I let Jesus take the wheel?
Jesus: I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS!
GamerGate didn’t die. It became a church whose sacrament is leaving mean comments about Bella Ramsey
November 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
GamerGate didn’t die. It became a church whose sacrament is leaving mean comments about Bella Ramsey
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This is unadulterated bullshit. RFK Jr doesn't even know that childhood allergy shots and puberty can cure allergies.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
RFK Jr. Insists Vaccines Cause Peanut Allergies Despite All Evidence (It Is All The Evidence) To The Contrary
Is there nothing vaccines can't do?
www.wonkette.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This is unadulterated bullshit. RFK Jr doesn't even know that childhood allergy shots and puberty can cure allergies.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
I have a rare allergy that I inherited and can trace back 2 generations. I had an allergic reaction to my first meal. In the 1800s, I would have died.
Kids survive now, moron.
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Mocchi the Moogle is quite ridiculous
I got up and finished a magazine article I was writing by 10am like an adult
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I got up and finished a magazine article I was writing by 10am like an adult
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
Now I will nap like the goblin I am. Let’s not go crazy with this adult thing
My internal monologue first minute in an Uber: “I grew up in Jacinto City and I never want to hear Tejano again.
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My internal monologue first minute in an Uber: “I grew up in Jacinto City and I never want to hear Tejano again.
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
Me and the driver three minutes later at the top of our voices: VOY DESVELADOOOOO!
A movie doesn’t have to be good to make you feel incredible. The Rise of Skywalker is dogshit, but it’s dogshit that made me cry in the best way. I expect Wicked for Good to do the same
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
A movie doesn’t have to be good to make you feel incredible. The Rise of Skywalker is dogshit, but it’s dogshit that made me cry in the best way. I expect Wicked for Good to do the same
I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I’ll believe AI is art when its dad makes it cry by saying it should have gone into finance instead
I wish paying minimum wage was a sign of shame for a company.
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wish paying minimum wage was a sign of shame for a company.
Writing about cemetery haunting is way more boring than you’d think it would be
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Writing about cemetery haunting is way more boring than you’d think it would be
Trying to use Bluesky more, but Facebooks just fits my particular mental illness better
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Trying to use Bluesky more, but Facebooks just fits my particular mental illness better
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
@chescaleigh.bsky.social can you sing the leopard song in Russian? Greetings from my hometown (Houston) paper
Take a trip back to AstroWorld in Houston in this week’s Friday Nightmare
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82XYGG3/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82XYGG3/
Friday Nightmare - A Story About AstroWorld #creepy #fridaynightmare #horrorauthor #horrrortok #horror #booktok #horrorbooktok #horrorbooks #authorsoftiktok #flashfiction #horrorstories #horrortok #fl...
TikTok video by Jef Rouner
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March 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Take a trip back to AstroWorld in Houston in this week’s Friday Nightmare
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82XYGG3/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82XYGG3/
I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
March 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I think Elon Musk’s plan is to collapse America so he can become the Surgeon General of Beverly Hills
Reposted by Jef Rouner
We tried to warn you about NOAA and more
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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March 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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