jeffzwarren
@jeffzwarren.bsky.social
Writer, animator, and janitor at my own company. Header by Steve Burg. TV-13
"Yeah. Don't work for, or buy, Warner Bros."
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Yeah. Don't work for, or buy, Warner Bros."
Washington Post - Opinion
"Why does anyone want to buy
Warner Brothers, anyway?"
"Why does anyone want to buy
Warner Brothers, anyway?"
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Washington Post - Opinion
"Why does anyone want to buy
Warner Brothers, anyway?"
"Why does anyone want to buy
Warner Brothers, anyway?"
F⭐️D is a vaporwave artist. He has a good eye for design and a good ear for sampling.
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 AM
F⭐️D is a vaporwave artist. He has a good eye for design and a good ear for sampling.
I stumbled upon Fantasy⭐️Deluxe's sample!
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I stumbled upon Fantasy⭐️Deluxe's sample!
Have I got some news for you! :D
December 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Have I got some news for you! :D
without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 AM
without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
It was fun to do! Sorry about the toilet. I couldn't help myself.
December 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It was fun to do! Sorry about the toilet. I couldn't help myself.
Had my photo taken for [secret], and I didn't want to show my face. Got a paper bag and drew a "?" with a sharpie.
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Had my photo taken for [secret], and I didn't want to show my face. Got a paper bag and drew a "?" with a sharpie.
(My announcer voice) Thaaaat's right viewers! Where else can you see public domain shows, niche topic 2D animation, and learn how to cook minute rice in 58 seconds?!
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
(My announcer voice) Thaaaat's right viewers! Where else can you see public domain shows, niche topic 2D animation, and learn how to cook minute rice in 58 seconds?!
I didn't know these things existed. They all sound like Family Guy jokes or something.
"Chefs, your challenge is to—"
"Abracadabra!"
"What? You can't use magic! That's cheating!"
"Alakazam!"
"You turned me into a frog?!"
"Heh. Time to cook some frog legs!"
Viewers: "They never said Abracadabra!"
"Chefs, your challenge is to—"
"Abracadabra!"
"What? You can't use magic! That's cheating!"
"Alakazam!"
"You turned me into a frog?!"
"Heh. Time to cook some frog legs!"
Viewers: "They never said Abracadabra!"
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I didn't know these things existed. They all sound like Family Guy jokes or something.
"Chefs, your challenge is to—"
"Abracadabra!"
"What? You can't use magic! That's cheating!"
"Alakazam!"
"You turned me into a frog?!"
"Heh. Time to cook some frog legs!"
Viewers: "They never said Abracadabra!"
"Chefs, your challenge is to—"
"Abracadabra!"
"What? You can't use magic! That's cheating!"
"Alakazam!"
"You turned me into a frog?!"
"Heh. Time to cook some frog legs!"
Viewers: "They never said Abracadabra!"
"...The deal is also not a sure thing − all corporate acquisitions like this are subject to regulatory approval by the federal government..."
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"...The deal is also not a sure thing − all corporate acquisitions like this are subject to regulatory approval by the federal government..."
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
Dogs are on TV.
My cartoons are not.
Someone give me $10 million. I promise to pay it back before I die of old age.
My cartoons are not.
Someone give me $10 million. I promise to pay it back before I die of old age.
![A happy dog getting his snout scratched gently. The station bug says BARK TV. All Dogs All The Time. Woof! I think that's their slogan, right? It has to be. I never realized how many characters you can put in the alt. text. Blah blah blah. Mom. Pizza sounds good. $10 million dollars sounds good, too. Though I think the pizza is more achievable. Who simply gives away millions? Certainly not these fat cat corporations. Roof roof roof! That's what I say to you, fat cat corporations! I'll chase you up a tree! Roof roof roof. Are dog boys a thing? You know how cat girls are a thing. What about dog boys? You got women smearing peanut butter on their vagina and calling their dog boy over. Nom nom mom. Well, that's more eating than fun. SLURP SLURP SLURP! There we go. Don't worry, men and trans friends. I haven't forgotten about you. For 3 easy payments of $14.95, you too can have your very own dog boy. They aren't housebroken, so make sure you have some of those blue piddle pads. Unless you're into that sort of thing. No judgment here. No hand holding! That's for weirdo sex perverts! Sheesh! I have so much space left to write. I should shower. Haven't cleaned my hair for a couple of days, and it's getting pretty long. I hope my usual barber lady is working tomorrow. Maybe I can get my ears lowered? Who knows. Note to self: check bank balance. Wow! I got paid! I wish I earned double this. I wish people made good money. Again, cat fat corporations want us to spend but won't pay the money. It's that dog who brings you the ball and doesn't drop it. You damn dog! I can't throw it if you don't drop it! I CAN'T SPEND MONEY IF YOU DON'T PAY DECENTLY!! 335 characters left. Hmm. Aaron. Beth. Cindy. Dave. Ethan. Frank. Gretchen. Hank. Irene. Jack. Kathy. Lois. Mike. Nathan. Othello. Penny. Quincy. Reagan. Susan. Tiffany. Umberto. Vinny. Xavier. Yeller, Old. Zelda. 123456789.+×÷=/_<>][!@#$%^&*()-'":;,?`~\|{}€£¥₩°•○●□■♤♡◇♧☆▪︎¤《》¡¿ You're still reading? I'm sorry. Eat at Joe's Mmm Joe's](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eupouec4hzdwdeyhjgs4gr3h/bafkreihmzkiguhpmzjh45zk4nvsaxxtlih4ha3gxubkwoukizyjkppzcmq@jpeg)
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Dogs are on TV.
My cartoons are not.
Someone give me $10 million. I promise to pay it back before I die of old age.
My cartoons are not.
Someone give me $10 million. I promise to pay it back before I die of old age.
Watch "Surf II" for some fun bikini Bohrer! 😏 Can be streamed at Fandor, Midnight Pulp, Philo, and Troma Now!
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Watch "Surf II" for some fun bikini Bohrer! 😏 Can be streamed at Fandor, Midnight Pulp, Philo, and Troma Now!
>new ideas & unfinished projects
Great! Sturgeon's Law and future landfill. 😀
Great! Sturgeon's Law and future landfill. 😀
![Sturgeon's law (or Sturgeon's revelation) is an adage stating, "ninety percent of everything is crap." It was coined by Theodore Sturgeon, an American science fiction author and critic, and was inspired by his observation that, while science fiction was often derided for its low quality by critics, most work in other fields was low-quality too, and so science fiction was no different.[1]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eupouec4hzdwdeyhjgs4gr3h/bafkreie2g4kslb74kqi6v3owe6ze2euild5zgywoxldtsnj37nhzpfpwou@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
>new ideas & unfinished projects
Great! Sturgeon's Law and future landfill. 😀
Great! Sturgeon's Law and future landfill. 😀
Like, comment, subscribe!
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Like, comment, subscribe!
Gimme da games, and I'll only shoot ya in da leg.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Gimme da games, and I'll only shoot ya in da leg.
You're in for some fun if your middle name is Morgan. :P
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
You're in for some fun if your middle name is Morgan. :P
I got what I wanted, and I can FINALLY retire my old full screen Diamond DVD of "The Crippled Masters."
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I got what I wanted, and I can FINALLY retire my old full screen Diamond DVD of "The Crippled Masters."
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Captain N's house is a still frame from an NES commercial.
Intro
youtu.be/SO-hEwB93Tk
Ad
youtu.be/WKFwQOjxQRY
Intro
youtu.be/SO-hEwB93Tk
Ad
youtu.be/WKFwQOjxQRY
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Captain N's house is a still frame from an NES commercial.
Intro
youtu.be/SO-hEwB93Tk
Ad
youtu.be/WKFwQOjxQRY
Intro
youtu.be/SO-hEwB93Tk
Ad
youtu.be/WKFwQOjxQRY
If you plan on buying some things from these nice people, their website is purposely down (probably getting ready for large orders) and will open on Friday. Where it will close again and re-open again Tuesday Dec 9th.
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If you plan on buying some things from these nice people, their website is purposely down (probably getting ready for large orders) and will open on Friday. Where it will close again and re-open again Tuesday Dec 9th.