Jeffrey A. Ward
@jeffreyaward.bsky.social
inked insomniac • unabashed skeptic • vulgarity enthusiast • anti-fascist • doodle dad • fan of art, music, gin, german cars, and all things design
I mean, I can do this all day.
June 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I mean, I can do this all day.
↪️ Here’s the post from Happy Meal Hitler, for reference:
June 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
↪️ Here’s the post from Happy Meal Hitler, for reference:
Hey, Central Ohio! If you’re considering participating in Saturday’s #NoKingsDay, here are a few details on local gatherings, taken from a recent Dispatch article.
For more 🚫👑 information on other events and/or additional resources, visit www.nokings.org.
Mostly, please be safe out there.
For more 🚫👑 information on other events and/or additional resources, visit www.nokings.org.
Mostly, please be safe out there.
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hey, Central Ohio! If you’re considering participating in Saturday’s #NoKingsDay, here are a few details on local gatherings, taken from a recent Dispatch article.
For more 🚫👑 information on other events and/or additional resources, visit www.nokings.org.
Mostly, please be safe out there.
For more 🚫👑 information on other events and/or additional resources, visit www.nokings.org.
Mostly, please be safe out there.
The same chucklefucks who always claimed to need weapons in case of the “tyranny” of government overreach seem awfully quiet now for some reason.
Meanwhile, here are Timothy Snyder’s “Twenty Lessons From The Twentieth Century,” from his must-read book, On Tyranny.
Meanwhile, here are Timothy Snyder’s “Twenty Lessons From The Twentieth Century,” from his must-read book, On Tyranny.
June 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The same chucklefucks who always claimed to need weapons in case of the “tyranny” of government overreach seem awfully quiet now for some reason.
Meanwhile, here are Timothy Snyder’s “Twenty Lessons From The Twentieth Century,” from his must-read book, On Tyranny.
Meanwhile, here are Timothy Snyder’s “Twenty Lessons From The Twentieth Century,” from his must-read book, On Tyranny.
We were spared the embarrassment.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We were spared the embarrassment.
↪️ And in related not-news, here’s a #SomeOfMyFavoriteWords, Pride Edition.
June 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
↪️ And in related not-news, here’s a #SomeOfMyFavoriteWords, Pride Edition.
The story of Space Nazi’s unceremonious government departure in two slides: a tweet and its most relevant reply, a bit of analysis from his own Grok, which seems unconvinced.
May his credibility and wealth continue to explode like one of his phallic rockets.
May his credibility and wealth continue to explode like one of his phallic rockets.
May 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The story of Space Nazi’s unceremonious government departure in two slides: a tweet and its most relevant reply, a bit of analysis from his own Grok, which seems unconvinced.
May his credibility and wealth continue to explode like one of his phallic rockets.
May his credibility and wealth continue to explode like one of his phallic rockets.
Since the interwebs insist on still talking about the last guy’s age and mental acuity, it’s worth noting that Happy Meal Hitler fell asleep today on stage during his Saudi dog and pony show.
(Screenshot below, or you can watch the actual video on Twitter, here: x.com/allenanalysi...)
(Screenshot below, or you can watch the actual video on Twitter, here: x.com/allenanalysi...)
May 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Since the interwebs insist on still talking about the last guy’s age and mental acuity, it’s worth noting that Happy Meal Hitler fell asleep today on stage during his Saudi dog and pony show.
(Screenshot below, or you can watch the actual video on Twitter, here: x.com/allenanalysi...)
(Screenshot below, or you can watch the actual video on Twitter, here: x.com/allenanalysi...)
↪️ While we're on the subject noted above, there's this, courtesy of @theleftistlawyer on Threads (@leftistlawyer.com here on Bluesky). Thanks, Sheryl!
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May 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
↪️ While we're on the subject noted above, there's this, courtesy of @theleftistlawyer on Threads (@leftistlawyer.com here on Bluesky). Thanks, Sheryl!
Snippet below taken from:
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Snippet below taken from:
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Look, when I said the Pope Cheeto thing was the most embarrassing display of unhinged narcissism ever shared by the official White House account, I truly did mean it.
But then…
But then…
May 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Look, when I said the Pope Cheeto thing was the most embarrassing display of unhinged narcissism ever shared by the official White House account, I truly did mean it.
But then…
But then…
Donnie Bone Spur, who wants a military parade so bad he can taste it, has bigly ideas about when we should celebrate the nation’s military victories. Of course he has the actual history wrong. Oh, and his weirdo cult has another “spilled blood victory” they think we should celebrate.
#ItsACult
#ItsACult
May 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Donnie Bone Spur, who wants a military parade so bad he can taste it, has bigly ideas about when we should celebrate the nation’s military victories. Of course he has the actual history wrong. Oh, and his weirdo cult has another “spilled blood victory” they think we should celebrate.
#ItsACult
#ItsACult
I remember being incredibly concerned about the advent of “deep fakes” and their potential to sway even an otherwise engaged electorate into believing preposterous, maybe even dangerous, things.
Turns out, MS Paint was doing the heavy lifting anyway.
Turns out, MS Paint was doing the heavy lifting anyway.
April 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I remember being incredibly concerned about the advent of “deep fakes” and their potential to sway even an otherwise engaged electorate into believing preposterous, maybe even dangerous, things.
Turns out, MS Paint was doing the heavy lifting anyway.
Turns out, MS Paint was doing the heavy lifting anyway.
A beanied Tim Pool was the first, uh, 'journalist' to ask a question in today's official White House press briefing, in case you weren't sure what a meritocracy looks like.
April 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
A beanied Tim Pool was the first, uh, 'journalist' to ask a question in today's official White House press briefing, in case you weren't sure what a meritocracy looks like.
↪️ Started, going.
April 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
↪️ Started, going.
In the spirit of this sacred Christian holiday. Or some bullshit.
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In the spirit of this sacred Christian holiday. Or some bullshit.
April 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is peak Donald: take a blowtorch to the nation’s economy, then blame the Fed.
Of course, this is the same economic powerhouse who bankrupted casinos a half dozen times, then claimed it was all little more than a savvy business move.
#Trumpflation
Of course, this is the same economic powerhouse who bankrupted casinos a half dozen times, then claimed it was all little more than a savvy business move.
#Trumpflation
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is peak Donald: take a blowtorch to the nation’s economy, then blame the Fed.
Of course, this is the same economic powerhouse who bankrupted casinos a half dozen times, then claimed it was all little more than a savvy business move.
#Trumpflation
Of course, this is the same economic powerhouse who bankrupted casinos a half dozen times, then claimed it was all little more than a savvy business move.
#Trumpflation
I was visiting my friends in SFO who just had a new baby. They actually brought up the idea of going to Seattle, too, since they were recently in your neighborhood for the first time and loved it.
April 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I was visiting my friends in SFO who just had a new baby. They actually brought up the idea of going to Seattle, too, since they were recently in your neighborhood for the first time and loved it.
Thank you, #Wisconsin. May we all follow your lead.
April 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thank you, #Wisconsin. May we all follow your lead.
Well, at least we know he’s familiar with the word, if not the concept. #HegsethMustResign
March 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well, at least we know he’s familiar with the word, if not the concept. #HegsethMustResign
I know Mr. Waltz probably has a lot going on right now, being a merit-based National Security Advisor and all, but the former English teacher in me hopes someone tells him about the “my pal, the princiPAL” thing in one of the little chats he’ll undoubtedly be having today.
Priorities.
Priorities.
March 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I know Mr. Waltz probably has a lot going on right now, being a merit-based National Security Advisor and all, but the former English teacher in me hopes someone tells him about the “my pal, the princiPAL” thing in one of the little chats he’ll undoubtedly be having today.
Priorities.
Priorities.
There are so many fucking things about it that are infuriating, but yeah, that’s right up there.
March 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
There are so many fucking things about it that are infuriating, but yeah, that’s right up there.