Jeff Patterson
@jeffpatterson11.bsky.social
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But...but...the pennies are going away...
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
But...but...the pennies are going away...
Found Natasha by a dumpster
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Found Natasha by a dumpster
LinkedIn still sucking that government cock, I see...
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
LinkedIn still sucking that government cock, I see...
About time...
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
About time...
It occurs to me that Pedophile Who Makes Shit Up could be a Rick & Morty character
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It occurs to me that Pedophile Who Makes Shit Up could be a Rick & Morty character
Cheerful door at cardiologist
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Cheerful door at cardiologist
Happy November 13 to those who celebrate
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Happy November 13 to those who celebrate
Stand and deliver...
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Stand and deliver...
AARP's monthly reminder of time's inexorable crawl
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
AARP's monthly reminder of time's inexorable crawl
Hey LinkedIn, how's that government cock taste?
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hey LinkedIn, how's that government cock taste?
French toasting like a MF
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
French toasting like a MF
September 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wonder why this product ended up at Ollie's...
September 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I wonder why this product ended up at Ollie's...
And, with the stroke of midnight, I am 63 AF. Cheers.
September 1, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And, with the stroke of midnight, I am 63 AF. Cheers.
I refer to the movie "Parthenope" as "Hot Catholics Chain Smoking"
July 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I refer to the movie "Parthenope" as "Hot Catholics Chain Smoking"
