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Jeff.L
@jefflockard.bsky.social
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retired software developer 🤓
former commercial photographer 📷
former art student 🎨
married since 1997 💕

Opposing fascism: a family tradition since WW2.
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Donald Trump wins the war against wokeness.
9 photos of Trump sleeping during a cabinet meeting.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Fascinating/alarming. So Musk was groomed from birth to become the king of Mars.

From Wikipedia:
Interest in this novel increased in 2021 when people connected the Martian leader, called the Elon, to SpaceX founder Elon Musk, suggesting that von Braun may have somehow foreseen Musk's space exploration ventures. However, Errol Musk, Elon's father, asserted in 2022 that he was fully aware of the von Braun connection in naming his son. Chapter 24 of the novel, "How Mars is Governed", states: The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by universal suffrage for five years and entitled "Elon." Two houses of Parliament enacted the laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Done.
Photo of my Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, Logan.
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Spotted on Substack:
Screenshot from Substack: Edmond Bertrand Virginia Giuffre's ghostwriter just dropped a bombshell in which she's saying she's sitting on every single name from the Epstein files, plus private recordings to back it all up. And France apparently has copies of everything. Vive la France!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Absolutely.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Is making a false statement to a grand jury still considered a bad thing? 🤔
Screenshot from Cornell Law School web site: (a) Whoever under oath (or in any declaration, certificate, verification, or statement under penalty of perjury as permitted under section 1746 of title 28, United States Code) in any proceeding before or ancillary to any court or grand jury of the United States knowingly makes any false material declaration or makes or uses any other information, including any book, paper, document, record, recording, or other material, knowing the same to contain any false material declaration, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years or, if such proceedings are before or ancillary to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court or the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court of Review established by section 103 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1978 (50 U.S.C. 1803), imprisoned not more than ten years, or both.
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The image is a single-panel cartoon from the Off The Leash daily cartoons range by Rupert Fawcett. It depicts a man sitting alone, thinking "At least the dog loves me", while the dog nearby is thinking the word "Wanker"
November 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Two photos of a kitten. Captions: “Oh no” “Anyway”
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A bonus will be awarded to the first photojournalist who gets a photo of sleeping Trump drooling.
Cartoon drawing of a sleeping man drooling.
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Photo of Trump asleep during a meeting in the Oval Office. Caption: The Nodfather
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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A proud New Yorker (me, a kid) took this photo of the Unisphere in 1965, on the last night of the World’s Fair, which I attended many times.
Photo of the Unisphere at the New York World’s Fair of 1964-65. Photo by me.
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Good night
My Maine Coon mix cat Webster poses face up, while beige fluffy Buddy takes a nap.
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Photo of Mike Johnson, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives. Caption: This guy was complaining non-stop about unemployed people sitting at home, collecting government checks and now he has Congress literally SITTING AT HOME NOT WORKING COLLECTING GOVERNMENT PAYCHECKS
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Graphic text: If you're staring at tough choices, go to findhelp.org. Type in your zip code-get connected to local food banks, free groceries, and emergency aid. It works in every city. No strings. Just help.
October 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Might be time to start wearing a discreet body cam.
Ad for a $35.99 clip on video camera.
October 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Now we know why Rob Schneider’s SNL portrayal of an obnoxious moron was so flawless.

He wasn’t acting.
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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‪It will be like the Jetsons and the Flintstones, post-apocalyptic contemporaries—the rich living in the sky, the rest of us trapped in a New Stone Age, making do with crude simulacra of dimly-remembered technology.‬

‪On the plus side, I’d love to have a pet dinosaur. 🤔‬
Cartoon picture of the Flintstones meeting the Jetsons.
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Meme: After the game, the KING and the PAWN go into the same box. Italian proverb
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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2 photos: Stephen Miller and Paula Shore. They look similar.
October 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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My friend Lou Siegriest (1899-1989)
did some San Francisco WPA posters.
WPA poster: PUEBLO TURTLE DANCERS FROM AN INDIAN PAINTING • NEW MEXICO INDIAN COURT FEDERAL BUILDING GOLDEN GATE INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITION SAN FRANCISCO 1939 ANTELOPE HUNT FROM A NAVAHO DRAWING • NEW MEXICO INDIAN COURT FEDERAL BUILDING GOLDEN GATE INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITION SAN FRANCISCO 1939 WPA poster: APACHE DEVIL DANCER FROM AN INDIAN PAINTING • ARIZONA INDIAN COURT FEDERAL BUILDING GOLDEN GATE INTERNATIONAL EXPOSITION SAN FRANCISCO 1939 The artist Lou Seigriest descending a staircase in his house in Oakland, California, 1980s.
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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It’s a good week for the Leninists.
Photo of Steve Bannon with the caption: "I'm a Leninist. Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that's my goal, too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today's establishment." Steve Bannon to the Daily Beast, 2013
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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The image depicts a meme humorously suggesting a particular gesture as a "universal symbol for 'Why are there poor people here?'" It features three women, including Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump, making a similar gesture of touching or adjusting their hair, often seen as a sign of discomfort or disdain
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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But is it dishwasher safe? 🤔
Picture of a broken ceramic bowl repaired with gold. Caption: 金继 KINTSUGI The Japanese art of fixing broken pottery with gold. It teaches us to embrace our flaws and missteps in life. We can heal, grow stronger, and make our lives more beautiful.
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Photo of President John F. Kennedy Captioned: “ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY CAN DO FOR YOU ASK WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES”
September 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM