Jeff Hazard
@jeffhazard.bsky.social
Head empty, vibes only. Here for reality tv mess, video games and queer content🏳️🌈
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It’s such a dick move to use all of the washers/dryers at the same time in an apartment building and prevent anyone else from doing laundry.
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s such a dick move to use all of the washers/dryers at the same time in an apartment building and prevent anyone else from doing laundry.
Didn’t meet any single dads while apple picking but I did get swarmed by wasps the entire time
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Didn’t meet any single dads while apple picking but I did get swarmed by wasps the entire time
I’ve been a diehard Survivor fan for 15 years but I’m feeling nothing for this premiere since I know we’re gonna play the same exact beats as 41-48 #Survivor
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ve been a diehard Survivor fan for 15 years but I’m feeling nothing for this premiere since I know we’re gonna play the same exact beats as 41-48 #Survivor
Outsold Survivor 50
September 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Outsold Survivor 50
I remember getting outed in high school because Instagram used to show you posts your friends liked lol
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I remember getting outed in high school because Instagram used to show you posts your friends liked lol
Category is: Should have been on 50 but thankfully got scooped up by Traitors instead #Survivor #TheTraitors
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Category is: Should have been on 50 but thankfully got scooped up by Traitors instead #Survivor #TheTraitors
I tried standing up like this and almost broke my ankles #SurvivorAU
August 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I tried standing up like this and almost broke my ankles #SurvivorAU
My probably freezing cold take is that almost no movie needs to be longer than 90 minutes.
July 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My probably freezing cold take is that almost no movie needs to be longer than 90 minutes.
Spoiler culture is out of control because why do people feel the need to openly spoil every reality show on Twitter instead of keeping it to a forum dedicated to spoilers? #Survivor
July 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Spoiler culture is out of control because why do people feel the need to openly spoil every reality show on Twitter instead of keeping it to a forum dedicated to spoilers? #Survivor
First game I ever played.
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
First game I ever played.
Survivor 50 found dead in a ditch #TheTraitors
June 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Survivor 50 found dead in a ditch #TheTraitors
Not prepared to see all those insufferable posts asking why we get a pride month but not veterans🙄
May 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Not prepared to see all those insufferable posts asking why we get a pride month but not veterans🙄
It’s unfortunate that we’re not getting any one time pre-35 players. Any of these old school players would have been an A+ casting choice #Survivor
May 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
It’s unfortunate that we’re not getting any one time pre-35 players. Any of these old school players would have been an A+ casting choice #Survivor
Eva got 2nd place? #Survivor
a woman in a purple tank top is waving her hand in a red light .
Alt: a woman in a purple tank top is waving her hand in a red light .
media.tenor.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Eva got 2nd place? #Survivor
Maybe if you took any of the several opportunities you had to flip the game instead of being a sitting duck you wouldn’t be in this position #Survivor
May 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Maybe if you took any of the several opportunities you had to flip the game instead of being a sitting duck you wouldn’t be in this position #Survivor