Jeffery Nohmer
jefferynohmer.bsky.social
Jeffery Nohmer
@jefferynohmer.bsky.social
Internet Researcher, infosec professional and all around strange dude
My kids got a bird feeder with a camera. The birdseed ran out and a pair of dove made it their home. 2 chicks were hatched and left and we are now on our second pair of dove using it as a nest.
July 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Belt feds look sexy but that thing is nothing but a prop in it's current state. There ain't no flicking the safety and engaging targets. Loading would probably take this guy a solid 60-120 seconds.
June 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Seriously though, what is to stop Trump designating him something extra-judicial (ala unlawful enemy combatant), seizing his assets and deporting him? We know the courts won't stop him especially if he acts very quickly.
June 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They've lived their lives secretly thinking dicks are delicious so like an alcoholic they know that even the smallest trigger might have them adopting "wide stances" in airport bathrooms when dudes are in the stall next to them.
May 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
But think about how strong your gut microbiome is now.
May 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What about adults who just want to learn more...cause that's what I use it for all the time.
May 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I stumbled across the Narco Aviation side of Tiktok and it's fucking insane. Landing little single engine aircraft on cut out runways in the jungle. They also tend to be a bit....lose when it comes to procedure.
May 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I bought a ChatGPT sub for a project and installed the Chrome extension without really looking at it. All it does is replace the address bar search function with a "chatGPT search". I copy/pasted some celeb's name from the 90s to see what they looked like now and got a whole bio on them instead.
May 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The Epstein stuff is way funnier. The right believes it's a conspiracy but somehow forget that "the government" at the time was controlled by their guy.
May 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I once caught a screw up like this from the FBI. The .onion ransomware link was at the end of a sentence so it was .onion. When you try and resolve that link in a TOR browser, it wouldn't work but if you copy/paste and remove the . it loaded a chat window.
May 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
One year I was at a work event at a PGA resort. They were hosting a high school girls tournament that week and it was just girl dad caddies for miles.
May 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
From a purely economic perspective I wonder what level of vigilante violence would be required before corporate behavior was changed. The Israeli program to target Iranian nuclear scientists comes to mind because it absolutely changed policy with street level violence. Also, don't murder people.
May 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
What about all the crazy adult documentaries I used to have to sneak around and watch? Real Sex, Taxi Cab Confessions, shit would probably look tame today.
May 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
And the most frustrating part is that every airport acts like their rules are universal across the country. As I'm taking my laptop out they are like "SIR, SIR, you don't need to do that" like I haven't flown in a decade. Meanwhile I got yelled at the week prior for not taking it out.
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Doin' it Mormon style.
May 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Interesting. I'm down in Texas and grow the Arapaho variety. They shoot out runners like bamboo and will take over a space if you let them. I always love potting the runners and giving them to friends.
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do you grow them or are they wild? I grow thronless blackberries but we have a native species here I've always wanted to make wine out of. They are smaller, much more tart and of course the bushes are full of thorns but I just love the idea of foraging for berries.
May 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This genera goes deeeeep. There is one side of it that I'd describe as "Bro slumlords" and they are very flamboyant about getting rich off poor people and selling you a course on how to do it too.
May 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM