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The situation’s a lot more nuanced than that.
Things I am thankful for: Jobs that understand me, family and friends who love me, nephews who dance to the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack with me, and movies that make me cry. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Things I am thankful for: Jobs that understand me, family and friends who love me, nephews who dance to the Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack with me, and movies that make me cry. Happy Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good night.
"I'm an adult," I whisper to myself as I unbox my shiny new purple Hannah Montana vinyl.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"I'm an adult," I whisper to myself as I unbox my shiny new purple Hannah Montana vinyl.
Lord, give me the confidence of this radio ad that’s breathlessly discussing “commercial-free music” as if it’s a brand-new innovation and not something that people have been able to do for themselves for literal decades.
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Lord, give me the confidence of this radio ad that’s breathlessly discussing “commercial-free music” as if it’s a brand-new innovation and not something that people have been able to do for themselves for literal decades.
My new boss was kind enough to spring for the Studio version of DaVinci Resolve, and I gotta say, these automatic subtitles are a game-changer. I barely have to do any editing at all with them.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My new boss was kind enough to spring for the Studio version of DaVinci Resolve, and I gotta say, these automatic subtitles are a game-changer. I barely have to do any editing at all with them.
The chihuahua at my office makes weird little noises and I love it a lot. We have full conversations sometimes:
Me: excuse me sir
Him: burf
Me: did you know you are a cutie patootie
Him: boof
Me: yes, you are the cutest patootie
Him: bork!!!
Me: excuse me sir
Him: burf
Me: did you know you are a cutie patootie
Him: boof
Me: yes, you are the cutest patootie
Him: bork!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The chihuahua at my office makes weird little noises and I love it a lot. We have full conversations sometimes:
Me: excuse me sir
Him: burf
Me: did you know you are a cutie patootie
Him: boof
Me: yes, you are the cutest patootie
Him: bork!!!
Me: excuse me sir
Him: burf
Me: did you know you are a cutie patootie
Him: boof
Me: yes, you are the cutest patootie
Him: bork!!!
New tongue twister: “Slay in your starched Star Search shirt.“ Try it now, thank me later.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
New tongue twister: “Slay in your starched Star Search shirt.“ Try it now, thank me later.
Which Hugh Jackman In A Movie Musical are you today?
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Which Hugh Jackman In A Movie Musical are you today?
What does it say about my mental stability if I legitimately teared up at the end of Family Guy's parody of Back to the Future? Not the actual Back to the Future. Family Guy's parody of it.
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What does it say about my mental stability if I legitimately teared up at the end of Family Guy's parody of Back to the Future? Not the actual Back to the Future. Family Guy's parody of it.
Told a guy on the bus that he needed to use headphones if he was gonna blare his music loudly on his phone, and you would've thought I asked him to kill a baby the way he absolutely melted down. It was honestly pathetic.
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Told a guy on the bus that he needed to use headphones if he was gonna blare his music loudly on his phone, and you would've thought I asked him to kill a baby the way he absolutely melted down. It was honestly pathetic.
I watched K-Pop Demon Hunters in theaters this weekend and it was incredibly rad. Hearing a bunch of kids (and adults) scream-singing their hearts out to "Golden" is truly the way that movie is meant to be experienced.
November 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I watched K-Pop Demon Hunters in theaters this weekend and it was incredibly rad. Hearing a bunch of kids (and adults) scream-singing their hearts out to "Golden" is truly the way that movie is meant to be experienced.
I got home pretty late last night due to the Halloween of it all, and my neighbor's cat was NOT happy about it. He kept angrily meowing, lecturing me like he was Molly Weasley. "Where HAVE you BEEN???"
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I got home pretty late last night due to the Halloween of it all, and my neighbor's cat was NOT happy about it. He kept angrily meowing, lecturing me like he was Molly Weasley. "Where HAVE you BEEN???"
I am pleased to report to all my fellow gays that Demi's new album fucking slaps.
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I am pleased to report to all my fellow gays that Demi's new album fucking slaps.
Me to any minor inconvenience in the last few years:
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me to any minor inconvenience in the last few years:
I just watched Casablanca, which I had never seen before, and I gotta say... that movie rules.
October 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I just watched Casablanca, which I had never seen before, and I gotta say... that movie rules.
The other night I was in a friend's car waiting to get out of a parking garage. When it was almost our turn to pay, a guy tried to cut the long line by merging in front of us. And my friend simply kept pulling forward and didn't let him in, even after they smacked bumpers. Satisfying but terrifying.
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The other night I was in a friend's car waiting to get out of a parking garage. When it was almost our turn to pay, a guy tried to cut the long line by merging in front of us. And my friend simply kept pulling forward and didn't let him in, even after they smacked bumpers. Satisfying but terrifying.
I love fall because it means I get to bust out my seasonal candles and soaps, and make my whole room smell like pumpkin :)
October 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love fall because it means I get to bust out my seasonal candles and soaps, and make my whole room smell like pumpkin :)
It's been less than 24 hours and Apple Music tells me I have already listened to "Opalite" more than 30 times.
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's been less than 24 hours and Apple Music tells me I have already listened to "Opalite" more than 30 times.
Look, I know time has passed and inflation is a thing, but Subway is absolutely CRAZY if they think they can demand over twenty dollars for a SIX-INCH SANDWICH when every millennial still knows the "FIVE. FIVE-DOLLAR. FIVE-DOLLAR FOOTLONG" jingle.
September 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Look, I know time has passed and inflation is a thing, but Subway is absolutely CRAZY if they think they can demand over twenty dollars for a SIX-INCH SANDWICH when every millennial still knows the "FIVE. FIVE-DOLLAR. FIVE-DOLLAR FOOTLONG" jingle.
Every time I use a Lime scooter in WeHo, it blares a warning at me to get off the sidewalk even though I’m not ever on the sidewalk. Why would they include a mechanism for yelling at customers about taking the sidewalk when their scooters can’t actually TELL if they’re on the sidewalk or not?!
September 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Every time I use a Lime scooter in WeHo, it blares a warning at me to get off the sidewalk even though I’m not ever on the sidewalk. Why would they include a mechanism for yelling at customers about taking the sidewalk when their scooters can’t actually TELL if they’re on the sidewalk or not?!
Discord be like "Oh hey, we're just gonna update real quick, since the best time to update is right when you launch the app, right? Surely you don't need it right now."
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Discord be like "Oh hey, we're just gonna update real quick, since the best time to update is right when you launch the app, right? Surely you don't need it right now."
“There is a fine line between musk and funk.“
September 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“There is a fine line between musk and funk.“
People make fun of the name “K-Pop Demon Hunters,” but let me just say, that title writes a check that that movie thoroughly cashes.
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
People make fun of the name “K-Pop Demon Hunters,” but let me just say, that title writes a check that that movie thoroughly cashes.
“If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people“ is an amazing quote that I think about all the time, and I’m always a little shocked when I then remember that it’s from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
September 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people“ is an amazing quote that I think about all the time, and I’m always a little shocked when I then remember that it’s from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Saw "Twinless" tonight at a full theater with the perfect crowd for it (as a friend of mine pointed out, they applauded after the Nicole Kidman ad, which meant they were theatergoers of taste, aka fellow gays). We laughed, we cried, we gasped - a LOT. It's very well-done and I highly recommend it!
September 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Saw "Twinless" tonight at a full theater with the perfect crowd for it (as a friend of mine pointed out, they applauded after the Nicole Kidman ad, which meant they were theatergoers of taste, aka fellow gays). We laughed, we cried, we gasped - a LOT. It's very well-done and I highly recommend it!