JeezyMacEazy
@jeezymaceazy.bsky.social
NSF: minors, work, conservatives, capitalists, transphobes, bigots, racists, TERFs, MAGAs, neurotypicals, et al.
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
Probable misanthrope, possible cryptid, covenless witch. Good for 1d4+1 solid one liners/month. May or may not be back on my 🐂💩
📍Chicago
NGL you legitimately are huge 👀
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
NGL you legitimately are huge 👀
A man who has his own forklift, maybe
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A man who has his own forklift, maybe
That’s beef, don’t care what your app says
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That’s beef, don’t care what your app says
Creatine and deca in the drinking water. Time to relocate!
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Creatine and deca in the drinking water. Time to relocate!
You be nice to your lil shawdy 😂
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You be nice to your lil shawdy 😂
Because you got an inch on him? 😉
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Because you got an inch on him? 😉
Twofer titty day post!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Twofer titty day post!
Now why you gotta reference his vertical clearance so pointedly?!? 😂😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Now why you gotta reference his vertical clearance so pointedly?!? 😂😂
I’m Santa Fe?
Not as nutritious as turkey sammich meat, but lower sodium (and available at a great price during the Kia Summer Sales Event 🤷♂️)
Not as nutritious as turkey sammich meat, but lower sodium (and available at a great price during the Kia Summer Sales Event 🤷♂️)
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I’m Santa Fe?
Not as nutritious as turkey sammich meat, but lower sodium (and available at a great price during the Kia Summer Sales Event 🤷♂️)
Not as nutritious as turkey sammich meat, but lower sodium (and available at a great price during the Kia Summer Sales Event 🤷♂️)
On the one hand, turkey is high in protein. On the other hand… ouch 😂
What is this app? Now I’m curious
What is this app? Now I’m curious
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
On the one hand, turkey is high in protein. On the other hand… ouch 😂
What is this app? Now I’m curious
What is this app? Now I’m curious
Crazy. World Poultry Day isn’t until May 🤔
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Crazy. World Poultry Day isn’t until May 🤔
You mean this guy? 💀
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You mean this guy? 💀
Bullets by Belasco
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bullets by Belasco
I feel like it’ll take a little more than some Nick Fury bullets to take out Illyana though
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I feel like it’ll take a little more than some Nick Fury bullets to take out Illyana though
Sweater vest or puffer vest though?
That sweater vest ain’t the sexiest look, but the puffer vests are warm. And Patagonia as a company has some pretty solid environmental and ecological policies, plus they upcycle and repair.
That sweater vest ain’t the sexiest look, but the puffer vests are warm. And Patagonia as a company has some pretty solid environmental and ecological policies, plus they upcycle and repair.
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Sweater vest or puffer vest though?
That sweater vest ain’t the sexiest look, but the puffer vests are warm. And Patagonia as a company has some pretty solid environmental and ecological policies, plus they upcycle and repair.
That sweater vest ain’t the sexiest look, but the puffer vests are warm. And Patagonia as a company has some pretty solid environmental and ecological policies, plus they upcycle and repair.
And crack the car windows a little for some de-saunification
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And crack the car windows a little for some de-saunification
*whew*
For once in my life, I was very close to sending real thoughts and prayers
For once in my life, I was very close to sending real thoughts and prayers
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*whew*
For once in my life, I was very close to sending real thoughts and prayers
For once in my life, I was very close to sending real thoughts and prayers
That bag is solely for 9-5 work, right?
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That bag is solely for 9-5 work, right?
But also, THANK YOU FOR WEARING DEODORANT TO THE GYM 🙏
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
But also, THANK YOU FOR WEARING DEODORANT TO THE GYM 🙏
I… yeah, that’s a “no” for me too. Fruity Pebbles belong in a bowl 😂😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I… yeah, that’s a “no” for me too. Fruity Pebbles belong in a bowl 😂😂
Not the Earl Grey pits 💀
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not the Earl Grey pits 💀
I mean… love is love, express it your day 😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I mean… love is love, express it your day 😂
I dunno about emotional boners, but y’all gon’ give me emotional diabeetus with all this sweetness here
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I dunno about emotional boners, but y’all gon’ give me emotional diabeetus with all this sweetness here