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Christopher Luis-Jorge
@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social
200 followers 230 following 170 posts
Writer & Musician

Half-Cuban sicko

Spooky. Speculative. Arguably literary

The Dread Machine, Acentos Review, Baffling, Points in Case & others
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Christopher Luis-Jorge @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social · 14d
My new band, Holy Terror, is now on Instagram!
Ahora, mi banda nueva tiene una instagram!

🦇🤓 Progressive Cold Wave 🤓🦇

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My new band, Holy Terror, is now on Instagram!
Ahora, mi banda nueva tiene una instagram!

🦇🤓 Progressive Cold Wave 🤓🦇

www.instagram.com/holy.terr0r/
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January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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I want to learn more about Old English and the Anglo-Saxon period but I hate Anglophiles and White Supremacists
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Marco Rubio is a bitch
August 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Can't stop thinking about Ivan Ooze
A film still from the Power Rangers movie of Ivan Ooze in human form dressed as a purple wizard holding two bottles of slime labelled "Ooze"
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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.@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social writes on the relationship between bodybuilding and pulp fantasy

www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Because while I was addicted to these movies, I had to admit that each one was a train wreck. But stranger still, each picture seemed to be the same train wreck. They all had posters painted by the artist, Boris Vallejo. They all cast actress María Socas in supporting roles. They were all shot in Argentina with Argentine extras and buff American leading men. As it turned out, they were all produced by the same guy, Roger Corman, who produced 10 extremely low budget movies in Argentina throughout the ‘80s. Almost all of them were Sword and Sorcery-style fantasy. But why? If it was a cost saving measure, then surely there were cheaper locations than Argentina. And why fantasy? The costumes and magic presumably drove up production costs. No matter what angle I sliced the question, my journey kept bringing me back to Pretoria, South Africa on November 8th, 1975 for that year’s Mr Olympia bodybuilding competition.
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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yall are not gonna trick me into watching Superman by claiming it holds progressive values.
July 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I wish System of a Down were alive rn
June 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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dead serious, someone interview @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social STAT. trust me, I am doing you a favor!

the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...
June 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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my friend christopher also has a voice meant for radio and more!!!
June 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...
Exclusive: Leaked ICE Data
One out of every three “illegals” detained have no criminal history
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June 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Some folks are so fucking afraid of metronomes
June 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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ICE is at Home Depot in Hybla Valley, Alexandria, Virginia
June 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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My favorite kind of people are folks who are still learning English to a conversational fluency but still use a limited vocabulary to make jokes and be subtly funny. Outstanding creativity. Huge personality.
June 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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As your physician, I am Rxing you 50mg of amphetamine to be used exclusively for a 12 hour TikTok binge.
June 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Chaka Khan is posting guided meditations on Tik Tok?

And they're good?
June 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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#NoKings
Protest crowd, on the left a sign held above heads reading "NO KINGS" with a crown in a circle and strikethrough, American flag flying on the right
June 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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shakespeare.lol
[Exit King.]
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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The vibes are very bad in DC today
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I’ve seen a lot of hand wringing about the dangers of going to No Kings protests and gently, I want to tell people to chill a little. These are permitted marches and the point is to be out there and seen en masse. Please don’t scare off people who are maybe going to their very first protest
June 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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So tired of these MAGA fools here in the DMV for this stupid fucking parade.
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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If I could get a Men In Black-style neuralyzer, I would wipe my brain clean of enneagrams and the people who have cornered me to talk about them
June 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Check my shitlord sibling's ( @thefergexperience.bsky.social ) article about eating Donkey Kong's ass

fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...
I want to eat Donkey Kong's Whole Ass
and I'm going to be very weird about it.
fergsfrickhouse.substack.com
June 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Read @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social's brilliant essay connecting pulp fantasy with bodybuilding and southern hemisphere political instability.

www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...
Pumping Gold: How a Decade of Bodybuilding and Terrorism Started a Wave of Cheap Fantasy Movies - Typebar Magazine
Politics, pulp fiction, and pumping iron.
www.typebarmagazine.com
May 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM