Jesse
jebton.bsky.social
Jesse
@jebton.bsky.social
Hobby hopper extraordinaire and lifelong creative
What a time to kick reclusive habits
Wow there’s so many beautiful flower arrangements online today I wonder what’s OH
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Disc golf was my main thing for 20 years, and I think I’m finally too injured to continue.

I have no idea what to do with 70 degree weather now. Sure is nice out there.
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 PM
A boat AND tugboat got stuck and I’m already hoping for another boatstuck sized distraction, this boatstuck tolerance is untenable
January 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
At least improvised sled injuries come with a bundled cold compress at the bottom, happy snow day to all who infrequently celebrate
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
So, does Jonnu Smith still have some college eligibility left somehow
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Hey uh real quick, what’s going on up there in buffalo
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Mark Fletcher: ethical running back punching it in. Low key, dialed in.

Mark Fletcher’s Mom: bedazzled af, and rightly so.
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The mandalorian, sadly starting a new diet for new years

“This is the way”
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Watching black bag, but holy helation batman. Thought I had my glasses on backwards somehow
January 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Windiana by a million imo
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Didn’t Indiana score on the exact same play in the first matchup? Déjà vu hitting hard
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I also need somebody to explain Miami in coverage tonight, they just doing things out there
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Public transportation when

I live in the middle of a five hour monster truck rally every night, the drag racing is going to make me mclose it
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
The pace of current events is making it hard to find reliable books to help explain recent history, the reading list looks like a cvs receipt at this point. Feels like the worst time to be behind the times.
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Jesse
Please stop asking the replicator for “bowls of human blood.” It’s not technically illegal but you’re really freaking people out
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM
It’s the year of the Linux desktop, muttered while troubleshooting the unreachable Linux desktop
January 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
My Atlanta falcons are really getting fleeced by multiple separate consulting groups pulling in multiple separate directions in the same offseason.

This coaching search is going to one for the ages. The mind boggles.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Darnell Mooney, who I’ve never said a cross word about, is also getting involved
January 4, 2026 at 8:25 PM
No the falcons still can’t stop the run, or cover the forward pass, but we do have a league average pass rush at long last.

Good enough to force a redzone field goal, but only just
January 4, 2026 at 8:17 PM
DRAKE LONDON SO GOOD
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I think Georgia brainwashes edge players, it’s the only explanation for Jalon Walker taking on pulling guards like that.
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Oh so this is why you’re supposed to consult your physician before adding any new exercises

30s are great, love this, hap new year
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
refs are stuck in recursive loops if you don’t let them announce the last flag, it’s like stranding a roomba until the next season
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
You’d think refs might not want any more face time, that maybe they wouldn’t want to clear the field for one last chance to address the stadium. And you’d be wrong,
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I really schedule this four hour panic attack on purpose, every Saturday.
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 AM