Can you really have a Middle East dictatorship, a Kushner and a son of an Ellison without an Elon and a robonaziTruck?

It’s “derring-do” you illiterate but otherwise perfectly fine human being

that’s called the stephen miller

Ahh, but you’re not counting the hundreds of millions of puppies that would be saved if only cocaine crazed corey cravers couldn’t get their fix

She’s been so pissy since they stopped letting her kill a puppy before breakfast

The face of the My Face Is Eating My Face Party

“Everyone, remain perfectly still, her face has escaped again and it senses movement. Stay. Still.”

Okay I admit I didn’t get to the end bc the writing was … what it was, but from what I saw this is like a first date convo w Kristi Noem.

…checking last dear leader twuth… and, no

I can’t stop imagining what the meeting would have been like if it had actually happened. OUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT just schooling a room full of the best nautical engineers in the world on the proper tapering of a navy ship’s hull. Bet it looks like the Epstein drawing.

Just made that ice cream run for Dad- thanksforgiving young ‘un

Squirrel Team 7

That whole thing was AI generated