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Briar Snatch
@jeancrones.bsky.social
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Pan, pot farmer. Gender fluid hydro homie.
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It’s the personal touch that makes me want to attend your school
Screen of a text reading: Hi [First Namel, congrats on
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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My mental health hanging on by a thread
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Yeah, yeah I’m searching Charlie Kirk teeth after working up the gumption
Charles Kirk with a smile sponsored Big League Chew, wearing a tuxedo.
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Journalism is alive and well with the alliterative headline editor at @freep.com
Brownstown hunter busted after bagging in-town buck KEITH MATHENY Detroit Free Press 6 hours ago
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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For instance, there’s a dude on a spreadsheet named Frank Frankel who is absolutely real
125 FRANKEL FRANK 126 FRANKEL FRANK
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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A good week for libaries is bad week for spelling.
An email with the subject: “What a week for libaries!” From: EveryLibrary info@everylibrary.org
November 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I honestly can’t tell if this a low or high-effort sign. It IS making me think, so it’s art nonetheless.
A man wearing a blue t-shirt and white fedora (trilby?) hat with a black band stands outside the Supreme Court. He holds in his left hand a homemade sign with two piece of plywood fixed together to form the shape of the letter “T”. A white sheet of paper is stapled to this framework, reading “TARIFFS ARE BAD!” in black, bold font.
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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If an alien visits me, I’m telling them this is humanity
A model displaying the Ostrich Pillow. It’s a large pillow that encompasses the entire head and neck with a large hole for mouth and nose so you can suck on a flower. There’s also a hole to the top left of the skull, presumably to lobotomize the wearer.
October 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Brian Huskey is going to kill it playing Russ Vought when Aaron Sorkin makes a movie about all this
Actor Brian Huskey on a red carpet facing a camera to his right and raising one eyebrow to it. He has thin oval glasses, a full beard with tinges of grey, and a balding head. Trump Budget Chief and Project 2025 author Russ Vought trying to appear profound by staring off to his left with pensive scowl. He has a full white beard and is balding. He wears round, thick framed tortoise shell glasses.
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Normal Mode and @joehertler.bsky.social & the Rainbow Seekers put on the show of a lifetime. If you wanna dance like a fool with a lot of people who are happy, check them out
The band Normal Mode on a stage with people in front. Lights of yellow, orange, and red shine down on a stage with lots of sunflowers.
September 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Objectively the same character in different universes:
Cal Chapman from Orange is the new Black wearing a patterned button up and brown vest, smiling knowingly. Portrayed by Micheal Chernus Ricken Hale from Severance, wearing an orange button up and dark vest giving the universal facial expression of ambivalence. Hale is portrayed by Michael Chernus.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Rest in piss
An email from Bluesky reading: Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@jeancrones.bsky.social) posted: "Rest in piss" This is in violation of our Community Guidelines. The post was reviewed by Bluesky content moderators and it was found to be glorifying violence, including the promotion of harmful acts that cause widespread harm and suffering, as well as showing admiration or glorification of the offenders responsible for such acts. As a result, the post has been taken down. Bluesky explicitly prohibits content that glorifies violence or encourages harmful behavior toward others. You cannot use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to
September 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Holy shit I was so wrong
A 10 foot tall Home Depot skeleton girded in a Lions jersey with two skeletal dogs with Lions manes at its feet. The large skeleton’s left arm extends to hold a thick link steel chain from which a person sized skeleton wearing a Chicago shirt with the number 18. More skeletons are to the right and a skull arch menaces the entry path.
September 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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It's smooth, adem, and it's very comfortable to wear your little one.
A search result showing: Shopee Singapore https://shopee.sg › Children's-Clothes-IMPORT-... • •• Children's Clothes IMPORT - Children's Clothes - Shopee... Cotton combed material yes, Mom. The quality is TOP. It's smooth, adem, and it's very comfortable to wear your little one. Durable, washed easily stretchable. Good printing quality. ... Shipping from Pekalongan, central java - Buy Children's Clothes IMPORT - Children's Clothes - Children's T-Shirt 1-4 TH Code STA Colephant
September 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Are there any #Entomology experts that could help identify these thrips? They appear to be using the privet as a host and feeding on it, but insect identification apps keep telling me they’re beneficial thrips, which I doubt.

Someone smarter than me please help!
A California privet covered in black thrips with white spots A very diseased privet with more black and white spotted thrips.
August 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Happy 4th of July to the Caesar Salad, which was invented in Mexico, not America. Alton Brown lied to me and you.
A white bowl of Caesar Salad on a wooden cutting board
July 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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@garaktailor.com these dresses are so well made/comfy. Thank you for making something that makes me feel more confident in my gender expression.
A person taking a selfie wearing a gender fluid flag dress with a mirror behind them showing the back.
June 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The pose of someone who loves licking boots and has never been concerned about anyone else.
Two old white men stand next to a police SUV. Man in background is leaning his hand on the vehicle, the man in the foreground is standing with his hands on his hips like a goose. Also he has no shoes on.
June 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Imagine thinking it’s okay to not pay parasites to exist
Taylor said Ziz adherents use the rationalist ideology as a reason to commit violence. "Stuff like, thinking it's reasonable to avoid paying rent and defend oneself from being evicted,' she said.
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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My guilty AI use is identifying plants and animals but now I know the garden is safe with her around.
A tiger-spotted wolf spider with a sac of eggs gestating.
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Nice.
A pink trucker hat with a white background reading: “ I support Gay Rights & Gay Wrongs “ A package with a label reading: “The phluid project USPS PARCEL SELECT THE PHLUID PROJECT 217 WRANGLER DRIVE COPPELL, TX 75019” Handwritten: “69”
June 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I love my friend’s drug addled brain.
A screenshot of a NY Times notification reading: “NYTimes 7:30 PM Hogg Out at D.N.C. David Hogg is leaving his role at the Democratic National Committee after his plan to challenge Democratic incumbents faced furious backlash.” A screenshot of a text thread after sending the aforementioned headline: “‘Ok I get why you sub still.’ ‘You gotta explain this significance to me, i might be out of the loop, but I really can't be bothered to give a single fuck about the dnc, especially since my hopes of realistically progressive (or even remotely left candidates died in 2020’ ‘Read the headline like you're 12 years old’ ‘Can't believe I missed that Like I CANT BELIEVE I missed that’ ‘I'm dying’ ‘Fuck that's so funny thoughIt's the little things’ ‘You have to find it somewhere or else you write messages like the ones I just did’”
June 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The person who lived in my place forgot to forward their mail so I got a Hustler magazine featuring a surprisingly prescient article about Pete Hegseth. He absolutely will use the military to fire live ammo on protestors. Stand for something or fall for anything.
A page from Hustler reading: “A and bouteng posand ume as of this writing, one stands out as the most deranged and dangerous: the candidate for secretary of defense, Pete Hegseth, a Christian holy warrior who has declared jihad against two foes -Islam and the American Left. As reported in The Washington Post, he has demonized Isiam and has said elsewhere that he will launch a frontal assault" to reform the DOD by purging woke* generals who supported diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) initiatives. If confirmed, he will have authority over the almost 3 million troops in the Pentagon to push his fascist agenda. Hegseth whines that he's "been an underdog my whole life," but in actuality, he graduated from Princeton in 2003 before joining the elite bankster fraternity at Bear Stearns as a markets analyst. Oh, the poor oppressed little munchkin! How did he ever survive such a gauntlet? Also in 2003 he joined the Minnesota National Guard as an infantry officer. One of his first heroic assignments was guarding the hapless prisoners at our Guantanamo Bay gulag. Even a former Bush Administration official admitted that most of these men were innocent, either framed by their Afghan or Iraqi tribal rivals to eliminate competition in affairs of business or love or not properly vetted to determine their connection to terrorist groups. Yet Hegseth gripes about giving any of them due process and a trial to prove their innocence. In fact, while writing about his time at Gitmo, he describes calls for due process a stab in the back of soldiers like him. Hegseth did eventually serve overseas in Iraq and Afghanistan and, in between tours, served as executive director of Vets for Freedom, where he didn't advocate for saving more of our troops from the hopeless meat grinders in Iraq and Afghanistan. No, instead, he pushed to keep the profits flowing for defense contractors. Later, he worked as executive director of Concerned Veterans for America, a lobby group funded by the Koch Brother…
June 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This editor did Dad dirty with the quote’s placement.
citing an official who spoke with him. He is unsure why Shawn was naked when he died. It wasn't "logical like him," said Lester, who described his son as a generous dog lover.
May 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM