John of the Waking Universe
@jduganbarrett.bsky.social
Porcine labor aristocrat.
I know this is akin to saying “I love breathing air”, but Michael Caine is just on another fucking level in Muppet Christmas Carol.
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I know this is akin to saying “I love breathing air”, but Michael Caine is just on another fucking level in Muppet Christmas Carol.
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We really need It to happen soon now. More than ever!
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We really need It to happen soon now. More than ever!
It’s fucking wild that Rob Reiner got murdered
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s fucking wild that Rob Reiner got murdered
I get that it’s problematic, but Fairytale of New York hits extremely hard.
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I get that it’s problematic, but Fairytale of New York hits extremely hard.
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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
That’s good, right!?
Breaking: Kushner and Saudi Arabia are part of Paramount’s hostile bid for Warner Bros. This could give them control of CNN and more: www.axios.com/2025/12/08/j...
Jared Kushner is part of Paramount's hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount is telling WBD shareholders that it has a smoother path to regulatory approval than does Netflix.
www.axios.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
That’s good, right!?
Swing and a miss, Reuters.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Swing and a miss, Reuters.
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Oh yeah man, for sure.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh yeah man, for sure.
Two, three, many Vietnams-ass timeline
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Two, three, many Vietnams-ass timeline
Truly, we do not deserve The Muppet Christmas Carol.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Truly, we do not deserve The Muppet Christmas Carol.
“Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike Smartypants!”
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike Smartypants!”
I just saw an ad for a weight loss drug which suggested you could lose 20% of your body weight. That is fucking insane.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I just saw an ad for a weight loss drug which suggested you could lose 20% of your body weight. That is fucking insane.
A television program called Landman is some 30 rock shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
A television program called Landman is some 30 rock shit.
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over the course of my life the number of things I've demanded be said at my funeral outnumbers the grains of sand on the beach. infinite funeral. eternity funeral
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 AM
over the course of my life the number of things I've demanded be said at my funeral outnumbers the grains of sand on the beach. infinite funeral. eternity funeral
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In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company
As Christmas approaches, I think it’s important to remember that the US empire would have murdered the infant Christ.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As Christmas approaches, I think it’s important to remember that the US empire would have murdered the infant Christ.
People who call the Replacements “the ‘Mats” are getting the fucking wall when I take over.
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
People who call the Replacements “the ‘Mats” are getting the fucking wall when I take over.
I have an important thought about Mrs. Doubtfire I’d like to get on the record. Pierce Brosnan was a skinny little bitch.
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I have an important thought about Mrs. Doubtfire I’d like to get on the record. Pierce Brosnan was a skinny little bitch.
Like a dry desert
Bullet
YouTube video by The Misfits - Topic
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November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Like a dry desert
Zohran about to be feeling like a white Bill Clinton
November 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Zohran about to be feeling like a white Bill Clinton
It’s like a guy can’t even ask his pedophile buddy for dating advice anymore!
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It’s like a guy can’t even ask his pedophile buddy for dating advice anymore!
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LMAO y'all thought i meant my mans dick? 😂 fohhhh. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
LMAO y'all thought i meant my mans dick? 😂 fohhhh. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
What if they meant Bubba the Love Sponge?
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
What if they meant Bubba the Love Sponge?