STAT ALERT: Australia's top 4 out for 8, 10, 2 & 0 in 1st innings; 0, 4, 2 & 3 in 2nd (with nightwatchman) - the first time in Test history that a team's top 4 have all failed to pass 10 in both innings (when top 4 have all batted in both inns). Link: stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/st... ...

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Guys over 40, but especially guys over 50.

Get a prostate test done. 10,000 men are dying in the UK every year from something preventable.

Ask your GP for a test or buy a cheap PSA test online.

Please, there is zero fucking point in dying because you can't be bothered to do a simple test.