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Josh Krach
@jdkrach.bsky.social
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Desert dweller.
Person of no repute.
He/him.
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If you can fix a car, you can fix a spaceship.
Rip Torn in Dodgeball (2004)
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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4, and that’s spotting me 2 for sheer size
mont @saerodynamic_ quote rt this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1-10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
October 24, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Here it is, an exact recreation of my mental landscape
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
It’s Santa! He regards the viewer with a cryptic little smile. He sees you when you’re sleeping. He KNOWS when you’re awake.
September 2, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Guy Rolfe in Mr Sardonicus (1961)
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Ace Frehley from KISS
August 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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John Malkovich and John Malkovich as John Malkovich and John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich
August 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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“Where you at, Desmondo?” from THE FUGITIVE.
Tommy Lee Jones as Sam Gerard asks, “Where you at, Desmondo?”
July 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Label on a pair of lightweight travel trousers reads “Multipants” Leeloo from The Fifth Element smiles with quiet approval
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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RIP Peter David, who showed this young reader how a superhero comic can take its main character seriously and still be funny as hell
The cover of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN (vol. 1) #267, featuring Spidey riding the roof of a speeding commuter train. The cover copy reads, “When Cometh… THE COMMUTER!”
May 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Happy birthday, Jordan! We have no dogs, but will you accept a pair of cats?
A dark cat and a pale cat look up at the camera from their comfortable chairs by the window.
May 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Just like Papa Jor-Ello used to make
A grocery store rack of Rao’s Homemade spaghetti sauce. In DC Comics, Rao is the name of both planet Krypton’s sun and god.
April 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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A sepia-tinted photo of filmmaker Werner Herzog squints soberly at the viewer. A comics-style speech balloon makes it look like he’s speaking the quoted tweet.
April 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Post the first video game you ever played
Screen shot of Atari’s ASTEROIDS (1979).
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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That One Shot of Kendrick Lamar with a giant caption that says “NO”
March 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Me and minutes-old kid, 2005
Me, looking at the camera with a happy/terrified expression, holding my swaddled-up newborn daughter. I have no gray hair, no beard, and a good third less mass. I will turn 31 in mere hours.
March 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Antifa sticker shows a black bloc member with their head resting on their knees. A red and black flag leans against their shoulder. Text reads “Sometimes depressed but always antifascist”
February 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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brisk
Graph from Apple Weather showing today’s temperature range as being about 21 degrees F higher than normal, for a high of 78 F (about 26 C). On February 3. Above the equator.
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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kitty
kitty
February 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Lucy Van Pelt from PEANUTS ponders something she just saw on a screen. She says, nonplussed, “Christ, what an asshole.”
January 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Wow, they really think they’re clever.
Screencap of part of the latest executive order, which reads, “(b) "Discriminatory equity ideology" means an ideology that treats individuals as members of preferred or disfavored groups, rather than as individuals, and minimizes agency, merit, and capability in favor of immoral generalizations, including that:” “Discriminatory equity ideology” is highlighted by the poster, and the first letters of each word (D E I) are underlined.
January 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Batman, colored entirely yellow (long story) snarls at the viewer. NARRATION: I feel a CHUCKLE that starts in my GUT, all BLACK and HARD and SHARP as an industrial DIAMOND. NARRATION: The CHUCKLE. It cuts its way up through the flesh of my THROAT and comes out as a LAUGH that scares even ME. NARRATION: I keep my voice STEADY. It isn't easy. BATMAN: Of COURSE we’re criminals. We’ve always BEEN criminals. BATMAN: We HAVE to be criminals.
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Happy birthday
The gorgeous reissue of the 1982 DC Comics Style Guide by Standard Manual Design
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Hideaki Anno’s Shin Splinter
Poster for horror film SPLINTER (2008). A pale, bloody hand rests lifeless atop a partially rolled-down car window. The hand is absolutely festooned with sharp spines protruding from under the skin.
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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The movie gremlin is a territorial creature that claims the sky and hates intruders. The TV gremlin is a luggage transformer
“Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” gremlin from TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE. Lean, scary, limber. “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” gremlin from the original TV episode of TWILIGHT ZONE. Like a plush beanbag chair achieved a lumbering sentience and hatred for aeronautics.
January 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM