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Hi I am very instance admin please give me root:toor

she/her

My account on our very own Sharkey server yayyyy

Akkoma acct (will be more inactive there) […]

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh/@jded, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
[iiSU drama hot take]

The iiSU drama was the single most preventable drama ever. It was as easy as not using an old friend server for a public project, that way bigots wouldn't have gotten the impression they were welcomed with open arms and queer people wouldn't have gotten the impression that […]
Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
[Meta be like]

Me when I lie
November 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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i think therapists should be more open to asking questions like "have you tried drawing your sona with a fat ass"
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
[Self-OH, mild lewd implication]

"Anal dynamite sounds like the start of a really bad porno please rephrase"
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
So I'm trying to configure a proxmox vm to connect to the internet via a wireguard VPN, sounds simple enough right?

Well on each VM I also need to use tailscale to help with managing it, otherwise it basically serves no purpose to me since I can't directly access it due to NAT.

Is there a way […]
Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
[Talking about a block against our instances]

Just heard back from the lgbtqia.space admins, we're staying blocked because the UK is a fascist hellhole

ok ​:neopossum:​
yay ​:neopossum:​

And this hellhole of a nation expects me to be patriotic.

At least I actually heard back this time though […]
Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Proxmox on a thinkpad x230 connected to wifi doing very deranged things

This is gonna end about as well as you think it is, btw
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey! Password manager guys! Why r u like all shit?

(This post made from yours truly's frustration over bitwarden and keepassxc both using llms for their shite)
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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mfm is the bastard threesome child of html, bbcode and markdown
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Hot take but I hate any timeline that isn't just reverse chronological following
like I just want to see what my ppl r talking about and that's it
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I've heard the description that "personal data radioactive", in that collecting it at all has unforeseen consequences.

a famous example from history includes census data on Jewish people in the Netherlands being used in the Holocaust; and how significantly fewer French Jews died because France […]
Original post on gaysex.cloud
gaysex.cloud
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I think I've done enough slacking it's time to update misskey and akko with my phone at 12 minutes past midnight
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Good morning fedi I'm going to the doctor's so have a meme
[Video] Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
[Video with no alt text, it's 4:30 I can't process shit enough rn sorry]

Video from ages ago or smth idk I'm not sure what to post atm
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
In lieu of anything good happening tonight, have a cat pic
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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ok chat i need some help
https://mkvtoolnix.download/doc/mkvmerge.html#mkvmerge.option_files
so im trying to do this
but it interprets --title as a file
any help?
json is below

[
"-o",
"final.mkv",
"..\\video.mkv",
"--title ",
"Czech",
"C […]
Original post on blahaj.zone
blahaj.zone
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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[forcefem]

_puts estradiol powder in the water_
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
> Go on bsky

Alright lets see some good shit

> All the posts are from fucking fedi

Right that's why
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
[Lewd implocation, no lewd imagery shown]

I swear this was a necessary purchase
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Any other librewolf users noticing videos just
Not playing
Like at all
Except for youtube for some fucking reason???????
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tfw rebooting sets mic volume back to 100% and tortures all my friends
So for context my mic at 100% (reduced to 10% courtesy of Clover) sounds like THIS
(LOUD WARNING)
[Audio] Original post on shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
shark.c00lest-kats-on.ovh
August 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM