Tony Flores 🇺🇸🇵🇷🇲🇽
@jdandturkelton.bsky.social
9/11 First Responder, Former Rescue Squad Critical Care Medic, Drum Corps Alum, STL City SC Fan, St Louligan Tailgate Posse, Ole Miss Alum & Fan.
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
Certified, verified asshole and shit stirer virtuoso
For Holy Name Shall Always Be (FHNSAB)
My wife can't process dairy very well, and I wanted B&G for dinner. So I tried making dairy free sausage gravy (w oat milk)...hot dayum, this was delicious with some perfectly fried eggs.
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My wife can't process dairy very well, and I wanted B&G for dinner. So I tried making dairy free sausage gravy (w oat milk)...hot dayum, this was delicious with some perfectly fried eggs.
My old football coach has jokes... Bad ol pine box Tommy Tubberville
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My old football coach has jokes... Bad ol pine box Tommy Tubberville
BELT. TO. ASS.
HOTTY DAMN TODDY
HOTTY DAMN TODDY
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
BELT. TO. ASS.
HOTTY DAMN TODDY
HOTTY DAMN TODDY
That strike by Son
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November 23, 2025 at 4:38 AM
That strike by Son
It's the truth
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's the truth
I'm not going to be home for Thanksgiving, so Tonite cooked for the immediate and extended family. Smoked these Jenny-O breasts...slathered with a homemade herb butter... Smoked with a 50/50 mix of Oak & Pecan... No charcoal bed. Best ones I've ever made
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I'm not going to be home for Thanksgiving, so Tonite cooked for the immediate and extended family. Smoked these Jenny-O breasts...slathered with a homemade herb butter... Smoked with a 50/50 mix of Oak & Pecan... No charcoal bed. Best ones I've ever made
DOOOD... Flower Mound HS just absolutely killed it at BOA Semis
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
DOOOD... Flower Mound HS just absolutely killed it at BOA Semis
I propose the following division names:
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I propose the following division names:
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Northeastern Division: Wawa or Naragansett or Wicked
Southeast Division: Sweet Tea Division
Midwest Division: Quik Trip or Casey’s Division
Southwest Division: Buc-ee Division
Pacific Division: Flannel Division
Fuck the Rams, Fuck Kroenke
17 years and over 400 passing TDs later and he's still in the MVP conversation 🔥
Matthew Stafford just became the ninth player in NFL history with 400+ passing TDs.
Matthew Stafford just became the ninth player in NFL history with 400+ passing TDs.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Fuck the Rams, Fuck Kroenke
Now that’s football weather
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better?
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Now that’s football weather
After Flower Mound HS just posted a 97.40 at the San Antonio super regional tonight, BOA GN will be very very interesting next weekend. What does Avon, Broken Arrow, and Carmel have in them next weekend
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
After Flower Mound HS just posted a 97.40 at the San Antonio super regional tonight, BOA GN will be very very interesting next weekend. What does Avon, Broken Arrow, and Carmel have in them next weekend
Y’all, if you’re struggling with mental health…call 988. The story of the young Dallas Cowboys player that took his own life is very heartbreaking.
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Y’all, if you’re struggling with mental health…call 988. The story of the young Dallas Cowboys player that took his own life is very heartbreaking.
You know what gives me the red ass about the Project Management industry... They are going while hog on the alphabet soup certifications like the IT industry did in the late 90's thru mid 2000's.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You know what gives me the red ass about the Project Management industry... They are going while hog on the alphabet soup certifications like the IT industry did in the late 90's thru mid 2000's.
City really fucked up... No explanation
Major League Soccer today announced Philadelphia Union head coach Bradley Carnell as the 2025 Sigi Schmid MLS Coach of the Year, earning his first Coach of the Year honors after leading the Union to the 2025 Supporters’ Shield in his debut season with the club. www.mlssoccer.com/news/philade...
Philadelphia Union’s Bradley Carnell Named 2025 Sigi Schmid MLS Coach of the Year | MLSSoccer.com
Carnell earns first Coach of the Year honors after leading Philadelphia to the 2025 Supporters’ Shield in his debut season with the club
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November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
City really fucked up... No explanation
A lil smoked pork belly for dinner with steamed green beans, and roasted russet & sweet potato for Sunday supper
November 3, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A lil smoked pork belly for dinner with steamed green beans, and roasted russet & sweet potato for Sunday supper
Bears v bengals went absolutely mental
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bears v bengals went absolutely mental
I have hated the Dodgers since October 1988…and I still continue that lifelong loathing
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I have hated the Dodgers since October 1988…and I still continue that lifelong loathing
God dammit, not the Mandarins
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October 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
God dammit, not the Mandarins
i just did, the “i get to eat beans” dance because i am making chili on friday, and my wife gave me one of these looks…
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October 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i just did, the “i get to eat beans” dance because i am making chili on friday, and my wife gave me one of these looks…
2 years alcohol free today, best decision I have ever made. Did it for my health, however not spending $60/game at MLS matches was as good of a decision. Have also lost 40+ lbs on that time too.
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
2 years alcohol free today, best decision I have ever made. Did it for my health, however not spending $60/game at MLS matches was as good of a decision. Have also lost 40+ lbs on that time too.