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Is This World For Real 😵💫?
Rolling back safety precautions to save money...f*ck them kids, right?
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Rolling back safety precautions to save money...f*ck them kids, right?
Turkeys can't fly?? 😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Turkeys can't fly?? 😂
He looks like a jiggalo who lives in the villages down in Florida.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
He looks like a jiggalo who lives in the villages down in Florida.
Love how they gloss over his steroid abuse. Testosterone replacement, yeah ok brain worm.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Love how they gloss over his steroid abuse. Testosterone replacement, yeah ok brain worm.
Top notch moniker.
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Top notch moniker.
Pharrell should start sending resumes with Pharrell on it and see how far he gets.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pharrell should start sending resumes with Pharrell on it and see how far he gets.
That poor suit jacket...
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That poor suit jacket...
The nepotism in football is nauseating. Imagine all the talent being snuffed out because they don't have the right last name. Embarrassing but so appropriately American. Not actual meritocracy, just a mirage of it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The nepotism in football is nauseating. Imagine all the talent being snuffed out because they don't have the right last name. Embarrassing but so appropriately American. Not actual meritocracy, just a mirage of it.
So glad I canceled The Atlantic years ago...before it purposely ate shit
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So glad I canceled The Atlantic years ago...before it purposely ate shit
What about an even bigger collective? Like one the size of our population? Bet that would drive costs down
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What about an even bigger collective? Like one the size of our population? Bet that would drive costs down
Hard to believe, but assaulting people in a public bathroom is already illegal regardless of gender. So....what are we doing here?
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Hard to believe, but assaulting people in a public bathroom is already illegal regardless of gender. So....what are we doing here?
Clearly going to LSU
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Clearly going to LSU
He actively calls them pigs, nothing changes. If I was a journalist, I would do the honorable thing and commit ritual seppuku. They have done nothing but usher in fascism.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
He actively calls them pigs, nothing changes. If I was a journalist, I would do the honorable thing and commit ritual seppuku. They have done nothing but usher in fascism.
Trying to get the media off Trump's nutz is impossible. It's tilting at windmills. They don't even pretend much anymore.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trying to get the media off Trump's nutz is impossible. It's tilting at windmills. They don't even pretend much anymore.
Really should've let them get there before pulling the rug...and let nature take its course.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Really should've let them get there before pulling the rug...and let nature take its course.
I 100% believe that. He's an old school misogynist similar to Hefner for sure.
November 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I 100% believe that. He's an old school misogynist similar to Hefner for sure.
"Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Have you heard the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
A f*cking prince got thrown out of his family
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A f*cking prince got thrown out of his family
There is! I call this project "The New Colosseum"....
we feed them to lions and bears........oh my.
we feed them to lions and bears........oh my.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
There is! I call this project "The New Colosseum"....
we feed them to lions and bears........oh my.
we feed them to lions and bears........oh my.
But but but the administration said we GAINED jobs.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
But but but the administration said we GAINED jobs.
I feel like Maher is on the Epstein list and if he isn't, wishes he would've been.
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I feel like Maher is on the Epstein list and if he isn't, wishes he would've been.
Just ignore, you know, prices.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just ignore, you know, prices.