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@jcmug.bsky.social
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gauchopunk, baichar al assado
dos guris, pelos guris, e para os guris
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October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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po ela já lançou mais um? doidera
Taylor Swift, logo do movimento O Sul É O Meu País, ela usa uma camiseta azul com o Sulito na frente, o mascote do movimento
October 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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montagem de João Doria como salvador de São Paulo
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Pepe mujica *ruido de mate*
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Doutor manhattan falando “bah”
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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ele era muito resenha caras
Trecho de crônica do Luís Fernando Veríssimo “-Papai, Jesus nasceu no dia 25 de dezembro, né ? -Que dia ele morreu ? -Isso eu sei: na Sexta-feira Santa. -Que dia e que mês? -(???) Sabe que eu nunca pensei nisso? Eu só aprendi que ele morreu na Sexta-feira Santa e ressucitou três dias depois, no Sabado de Aleluia. -Um dia depois! -Não três dias depois. -Então morreu na Quarta-feira. -Não, morreu na Sexta-feira Santa... ou terá sido na Quarta-feira de Cinzas? Ah, garoto, vê se não me confunde ! Morreu na Sexta mesmo e ressuscitou no sábado, três dias depois! Como ? Pergunte à sua professora de catecismo!”
August 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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vai ver q é porque isso não importa absolutamente nada pra definição da taxa básica de juros (que é oq importa), enquanto o desemprego importa
É muito interessante que, sei lá, notícias de queda do desemprego, deixem o mercado muito mais nervoso que escândalo histórico de corrupção.
August 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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August 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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*clever thoughts* bah
August 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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gurizada faz um mês me mudei de São Paulo e estou assim
August 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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June 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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o combo “barely legal” e “barely breathing” me nocauteou eu to mal
Such modern strategies were matched with a more traditional one. Ms Blue speaks in headlines. She fed journalists talking points, whether about sleeping with young men ("barely legal") or old men ("barely breathing"). Ms Blue was welcomed onto
June 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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irmão esse é tipo o PIOR PARÁGRAFO QUE EU JÁ LI NA MINHA VIDA
If it is sometimes confusing to work out how Britain makes a living, Ms Blue and her ilk provide an answer. In one gimmick, Ms Blue turned up at Nottingham Trent University offering to bed any student. The gambit was sponsored by Stake.com, an Australian gambling company, whose logo also adorns the shirt of Everton Football Club. An OnlyFans star, a low-tariff university reliant on foreign students, and a gambling company? Behold Britain's thriving services sector.
June 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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não querendo ser puritano mas bah meu
Why the disparity? Her fame is not family-friendly. Ms Blue is a porn star, famous for stunts such as claiming to have had sex with 1,057 men in 12 hours. Footage of the event is not erotic. It is by turns surreal and disturbing, like staring at a Hieronymus Bosch painting. Nearly all the men awkwardly queuing wear balaclavas; one man brought his mother. At the end, the final gentleman begins thanking the cameraman and crew before launching into a rendition of "You've Got A Friend In Me", from "Toy Story".
June 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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não tem como caras pancada demais
Every day, if I tweet something that I like, a director or an actor or a musician contacts me. They say, "I'm a creator because of your games." But they didn't receive the baton of Hideo Kojima. They received my small fire. They're not copying me. They're not trying to be me. They have this fire, and they light up their own. And they'll probably give that to someone else. There were legendary comic book artists when I was a boy. I didn't become a comic book artist - I was inspired by them, I was influenced.
June 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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a muito custo mas encontrei
June 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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será que vão manter essa parte
Caixa de diálogo do final fantasy tactics “Eu só queria ter um pau do tamanho de um pé de mesa”
June 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The Rizzler American social media personality from New Jersey (born 2016)
June 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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tranquilo sem pressa
“Imposto de Renda Declarado” como mensagem na tela do jogo Dark Souls
May 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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jogo menos emocionante do inter é tipo
May 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM