Justin Carroll-Allan
@jcarrollallan.bsky.social
Father to all. Writing in Cutbank, Gulf Coast, Still Alive!, Oregonian, and more.
Give her the Nobel.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Give her the Nobel.
[Patriotically] Go Mets.
September 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[Patriotically] Go Mets.
Thanks so much for your kind words, Nitish! That song remains one of my favorites in the world.
August 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Thanks so much for your kind words, Nitish! That song remains one of my favorites in the world.
Everything about this is just incredible: the face bleeding off the right side of the cover when the title is "Dead Center," the intro by Saban, etc. It's...wow.
July 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Everything about this is just incredible: the face bleeding off the right side of the cover when the title is "Dead Center," the intro by Saban, etc. It's...wow.
The orcs burst into the writer's office before he could finish.
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The orcs burst into the writer's office before he could finish.
I think it is our duty to egg his house.
July 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I think it is our duty to egg his house.
I woke up everyone in the house. Just unbelievable.
July 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I woke up everyone in the house. Just unbelievable.
We must've been standing next to each other with our arms crossed.
June 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We must've been standing next to each other with our arms crossed.
Wish they had a "Louie Louie" cover.
June 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Wish they had a "Louie Louie" cover.
How many glasses are we at now, Tom? Give us the count.
June 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How many glasses are we at now, Tom? Give us the count.
Jesus ,Willie, it should be "oi me mate..." WTF man.
June 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Jesus ,Willie, it should be "oi me mate..." WTF man.
Why would you open yourself up to Awolnation like this
June 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why would you open yourself up to Awolnation like this