This is fantastic, but ending with Miss Piggy as a honey glazed ham would have been the chef’s kiss.

Also in your defense, I deserved it.

FYI: your lore extends into the Woodinville area each time I explain to my student how you shouldn’t let your director hire your ex as costume designer on a show that includes a costume party. Unless you want to end up in a Speedo and water wings in front of the majority of the incoming class. Epic

Practically opens with the old “Webster’s dictionary defines pedophilia as…”

It’s true. You never even send a card on my birthday anymore.

Sweet! While they are on the phone, tell them to have your mom stop calling me so much.

Will all 3 hours and 15 minutes be as forgettable as the first 2 movies? I could not tell you the name of a single character and I have only the slightest recollection of the plots…

Am I the only one who thought that each new actor represented a new Bond? Like, they aren’t referencing the previous films at any point, and they have pretty distinct personalities and looks. I just figured the best new agent took on the mantel of Bond/007. How is this a problem?

253 for life.

Doing it up right! Happy Bday.

Yep. I’m not a sadist, but a bit of a wake up call might be in order for people who enabled Trump with their votes.

As a teen or young adult in the 1990s you had constant encounters with people in their 50s-80s who were combatants, victims or perpetrators during catastrophes of the mid-20th century

That direct link to realities of Nazism and other forms of oppression such as Stalinism or colonialism is now gone

Oh really? They are upending their lives because of a tax that doesn’t affect their lifestyle in the smallest way? Maybe they should pull themselves up by the bootstraps and deal with it.