Jonny Buchanan
@jbscript.dev
Programmer/web developer from Norn Iron living in Australia. I make the Control Panels for the Twitters and the YouTubes, whaddya gonna do? 🤷♂️
🌏 https://jbscript.dev 🛠️ https://soitis.dev
🌏 https://jbscript.dev 🛠️ https://soitis.dev
I forgot to put the words epicooler and scam in the same post, so here they are:
epicooler scam
epicooler scam
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I forgot to put the words epicooler and scam in the same post, so here they are:
epicooler scam
epicooler scam
Of course the checkout page has a fake stock remaining ticker, but they've helpfully uploaded sourcemaps so you can see the code behind it
![The React source code which uses setInterval in a useEffect to randomly reduce the number of items left in stock:
useEffect(() => {
setTotalSupply(randomTotalSupply);
setNumberOfItems(randomCurrentStock);
startIncrement = setInterval(simulateIncrement, randomInterval * 1000);
}, []);
function getRandomTime(min, max) {
return Math.floor(Math.random() * (Number(max) - Number(min))) + Number(min);
}
async function simulateIncrement() {
const randomNumber = Math.floor(Math.random() * (9 - 7)) + 7;
setNumberOfItems((prevNumberOfItems) => {
if (prevNumberOfItems <= 5 || prevNumberOfItems - randomNumber <= 5) {
clearInterval(startIncrement);
return 5;
} else {
return Math.max(prevNumberOfItems - randomNumber);
}
});
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rj7nlruukyhpdudnv72bh7ck/bafkreidvjnktzgz5sud5vq53wbkz2myye3ssnlvukmz2kxhsmshawooz7y@jpeg)
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Of course the checkout page has a fake stock remaining ticker, but they've helpfully uploaded sourcemaps so you can see the code behind it
This is my favourite bit from the sales website
> Condensation evaporates inside the unit, meaning no drain hose, water tanks, or messy setup are needed
Holy physics, Batman!
> Condensation evaporates inside the unit, meaning no drain hose, water tanks, or messy setup are needed
Holy physics, Batman!
December 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This is my favourite bit from the sales website
> Condensation evaporates inside the unit, meaning no drain hose, water tanks, or messy setup are needed
Holy physics, Batman!
> Condensation evaporates inside the unit, meaning no drain hose, water tanks, or messy setup are needed
Holy physics, Batman!
Meanwhile X developers just created an app which seems specifically designed to surface all the hate speech on their platform
xratios.app
xratios.app
X Ratio Finder - Track the most brutal ratios on X
Find when replies get more likes than the original post. Live leaderboards, real-time ratio detection. Powered by the X API.
xratios.app
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Meanwhile X developers just created an app which seems specifically designed to surface all the hate speech on their platform
xratios.app
xratios.app
This seems to be caused by Brave Shields, try disabling it on Twitter
December 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This seems to be caused by Brave Shields, try disabling it on Twitter
I'm sorry this happened to people's perception of you
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I'm sorry this happened to people's perception of you
I'll work my contracted 7.5 hours a day and I'll sometimes spend the same again working on my _own_ stuff if I'm motivated/choose to, but 12 mandatory hours a day on work work is brutal
December 19, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I'll work my contracted 7.5 hours a day and I'll sometimes spend the same again working on my _own_ stuff if I'm motivated/choose to, but 12 mandatory hours a day on work work is brutal
Imagine if your browser was so hot right now
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Imagine if your browser was so hot right now
Asking my 12 y/o what you're on about
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Asking my 12 y/o what you're on about