Jeff Bernstone
@jbernstone.bsky.social
Boston based freelance writer and content strategist. Culturally ambiguous by design. Mercenary, but not in that French Foreign Legion way. Once referred to as an asshole by Patti Smith. She was justified. My cat will beat up your dog.
Never a welcome circumstance when you find out an old friend who you assumed disappeared off the face of the planet actually... did. RIP, Baby Bruddah. I miss our pub crawls. And our 3 am arguments about Corso and/or Wilhelm Reich.
August 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Never a welcome circumstance when you find out an old friend who you assumed disappeared off the face of the planet actually... did. RIP, Baby Bruddah. I miss our pub crawls. And our 3 am arguments about Corso and/or Wilhelm Reich.
The only Altman I choose to recognize of adding value to the world:
August 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The only Altman I choose to recognize of adding value to the world:
There's probably at least 93 separate poems Stevie Smith published about a cat. I can't be arsed to look any of them up. Why would I choose to live vicariously when I have Lady General by my side in sickness and in health? #InternationalCatDay #FuckTheHuns
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There's probably at least 93 separate poems Stevie Smith published about a cat. I can't be arsed to look any of them up. Why would I choose to live vicariously when I have Lady General by my side in sickness and in health? #InternationalCatDay #FuckTheHuns
Edgar Winter was once considered a sex symbol. It was before I was born and I'm probably lying, but I'm hoping that someone will run w/ that rumor cuz I'm too chicken shit to send a Scientologist a prank love letter.
July 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Edgar Winter was once considered a sex symbol. It was before I was born and I'm probably lying, but I'm hoping that someone will run w/ that rumor cuz I'm too chicken shit to send a Scientologist a prank love letter.
There are, of course, two sides to every story. "There's the truth. And then there's the truth."
July 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There are, of course, two sides to every story. "There's the truth. And then there's the truth."
Test questions developed by the highly credible Dr. Buddence Q. Davenport of the Gugliamangia Institute:
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Test questions developed by the highly credible Dr. Buddence Q. Davenport of the Gugliamangia Institute: