Jack Bates
@jb518.bsky.social
Would-be writer since 1966. Writer of mainly short fiction but also stage, screen, podcasts. Whatever. If it needs to be written, I'll do it!
Hobbies: Live tweeting during #NoirAlley #TCMParty.
Just discovered #Svengoolie
Hobbies: Live tweeting during #NoirAlley #TCMParty.
Just discovered #Svengoolie
#Svenghoulie
Did you catch the jazz flute?
Did you catch the jazz flute?
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
#Svenghoulie
Did you catch the jazz flute?
Did you catch the jazz flute?
#svengoolir When I saw the #AnthonyHopkins movie Magic this what expected
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
#svengoolir When I saw the #AnthonyHopkins movie Magic this what expected
#vengoolie Louisa happily gets the coffee; Hypnotism 101
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
#vengoolie Louisa happily gets the coffee; Hypnotism 101
#svengoolie The fact that the guy playing Burelli founded Janus Films tracks
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#svengoolie The fact that the guy playing Burelli founded Janus Films tracks
youtube.com/watch?v=OYvN...
To all the cooks out there! #greenbeancasserole #Thanksgiving #friendsgiving
To all the cooks out there! #greenbeancasserole #Thanksgiving #friendsgiving
Green Beans and Casseroles
YouTube video by Jack Bates
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November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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To all the cooks out there! #greenbeancasserole #Thanksgiving #friendsgiving
To all the cooks out there! #greenbeancasserole #Thanksgiving #friendsgiving
The third in a series of short, somewhat original noirs. I mean, there's only so many plots, right? A stranger comes to town and all that...Anyhow, here you go!
youtu.be/zgf3VAofeys
youtu.be/zgf3VAofeys
Miniature Noir: Ep. 3: I'm Back in Detroit
YouTube video by Jack Bates
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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The third in a series of short, somewhat original noirs. I mean, there's only so many plots, right? A stranger comes to town and all that...Anyhow, here you go!
youtu.be/zgf3VAofeys
youtu.be/zgf3VAofeys
Ever wonder how Santa delivers everything in one night? He has an interdimensional gift transporter. #ChristmasCarols
youtu.be/Ca03lTvR3Mg
youtu.be/Ca03lTvR3Mg
Santa has an Interdimensional Gift Transporter
YouTube video by Jack Bates
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November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Ever wonder how Santa delivers everything in one night? He has an interdimensional gift transporter. #ChristmasCarols
youtu.be/Ca03lTvR3Mg
youtu.be/Ca03lTvR3Mg
Miniature Noir: Incident at th Umbrella
YouTube video by Jack Bates
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#svengoolie At least the music was groovy
June 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
#svengoolie At least the music was groovy
#svengoolie Thank goodness for stock footage
June 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
#svengoolie Thank goodness for stock footage
#svengoolie The station wagon was the SUV of the 60s
June 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#svengoolie The station wagon was the SUV of the 60s
#svengoolie James Karen was going for the Oscar in that telephone scene
June 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
#svengoolie James Karen was going for the Oscar in that telephone scene
#svengoolie isnt bill nostalgafarotu?
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
#svengoolie isnt bill nostalgafarotu?
June 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster Lou Cutell was a little creepy in this
June 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster Lou Cutell was a little creepy in this
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster Sven took my joke
June 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster Sven took my joke
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster He doesn’t like coconuts!
June 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster He doesn’t like coconuts!
#tcmparty Stuck w/o cable. Watching #svengoolie on #metv. Commercial for Beverly Hillbillies featuring Gloria Swanson #whenworldscollide
June 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
#tcmparty Stuck w/o cable. Watching #svengoolie on #metv. Commercial for Beverly Hillbillies featuring Gloria Swanson #whenworldscollide
June 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster The scream was a little much
June 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#svengoolie #frankensteinmeetsthespacemonster The scream was a little much