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Crow Tree Robot
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· Mar 24
the lead singer of Assassin’s Creed is Scott Stabb
Straight up Bond villain government spending millions of dollars on something only referred to as “The Device”
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Straight up Bond villain government spending millions of dollars on something only referred to as “The Device”
@tubi please revert to the old ui this shit sucks
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
@tubi please revert to the old ui this shit sucks
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Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
I somehow forgot that I spent most of the year trying to watch every Paul Naschy movie that was on tubi
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I somehow forgot that I spent most of the year trying to watch every Paul Naschy movie that was on tubi
It’s so hard to decide which insurance company to go with when all their ads are just so cute
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 AM
It’s so hard to decide which insurance company to go with when all their ads are just so cute
Fireworks on New Year’s Eve, outside of major cities that do the ball dropping, are an abomination. Spend your money on booze like normal people jeez.
January 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Fireworks on New Year’s Eve, outside of major cities that do the ball dropping, are an abomination. Spend your money on booze like normal people jeez.
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I liked Nosferatu a lot but this will always be my favorite
December 29, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I liked Nosferatu a lot but this will always be my favorite
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to the tune of Holiday Road: Copperhead Rooooooaaaaaad
and vice versa
and vice versa
December 22, 2024 at 9:41 PM
to the tune of Holiday Road: Copperhead Rooooooaaaaaad
and vice versa
and vice versa
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Jeff Mangum, P. I.
December 1, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Jeff Mangum, P. I.
Christmas is for Dracula movies
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Christmas is for Dracula movies
I love when companies hide things in their logos, like the arrow in the fedex logo or the dick in doordash
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I love when companies hide things in their logos, like the arrow in the fedex logo or the dick in doordash
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Has anyone done this yet?
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet?
Has anyone done this yet?
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet?
Guy who has never been tread on his entire life:
His truck: don’t tread on me
His truck: don’t tread on me
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy who has never been tread on his entire life:
His truck: don’t tread on me
His truck: don’t tread on me
I love it when Bob Dylan drops the act and is like check out my totally normal singing voice I could’ve been using this whole time pretty cool huh
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I love it when Bob Dylan drops the act and is like check out my totally normal singing voice I could’ve been using this whole time pretty cool huh
Gonna watch a Rob Reiner movie I’ve never seen I guess.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gonna watch a Rob Reiner movie I’ve never seen I guess.
Asked my wife if she knew what Columbo’s first name was and without skipping a beat she said: Rolumbo.
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Asked my wife if she knew what Columbo’s first name was and without skipping a beat she said: Rolumbo.
I can finally say merry Christmas in times new Roman font again thank yog presivdent man!
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I can finally say merry Christmas in times new Roman font again thank yog presivdent man!
Somehow I watched a movie that only has 20 Letterboxd reviews
December 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Somehow I watched a movie that only has 20 Letterboxd reviews
The world is a vampire. It is always doing that.
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The world is a vampire. It is always doing that.
The results are in and Aftyn Behn (D) has officially lost the TN District 7 race to Jerry Mander (R)
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The results are in and Aftyn Behn (D) has officially lost the TN District 7 race to Jerry Mander (R)
