What’s a Europav?

Zootropolopias.

I’m gonna be honest, I just assume he’s doing a bit here.

I almost always use DoorDash just for pickups while I’m out running errands. Good god it’s so awful.

A calzone has sealed edges, compared to a quesadilla which has open edges even if they are secured by gratuitous amounts of molten cheese. Therefore, a calzone is actually an Italian potsticker…

I feel like a burrito needs to have beans, so a rolled quesadilla isn’t a burrito unless it’s got beans.

I’m starting to think this guy might not be up to the job.

Hahahah came here to share this

That can’t be, I was assured by Donald Trump himself that groceries - an old fashioned word that they were bringing back - were cheaper than ever, because Walmart was selling a package that had less items in it than last year.

*yoinks and adds to my references folder*