JP
@jaypers.bsky.social
Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.
Live from the FIFA World Cup Draw, a close-up of trump's consolation prize:
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Live from the FIFA World Cup Draw, a close-up of trump's consolation prize:
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Trump, the hero of the stupid.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Trump, the hero of the stupid.
Thanksgiving at the White House:
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thanksgiving at the White House:
Evolution isn't infallible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Evolution isn't infallible.
Don't fall for it, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Don't fall for it, Charlie Brown.
Picture of the day (maybe the week).
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Picture of the day (maybe the week).
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
You don't mess with the Zohran Mamdani.
Protected free speech is NOT sedition.
This is sedition. ⬇️
This is sedition. ⬇️
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Protected free speech is NOT sedition.
This is sedition. ⬇️
This is sedition. ⬇️
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pam Bondi obediently agreeing to prosecute any and all Democrats in the Epstein files isn't the flex she thinks it is.
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Pam Bondi obediently agreeing to prosecute any and all Democrats in the Epstein files isn't the flex she thinks it is.
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
MAGA is incapable of understanding one simple fact - any and all people in those files who are found guilty deserve prison time. We don't care about their party affiliation!
Great depiction of the Epstein files:
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Great depiction of the Epstein files:
Happy Veterans Day to all but the 5-time draft dodger - Cadet Bone Spurs.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Veterans Day to all but the 5-time draft dodger - Cadet Bone Spurs.
Your new home of the Washington Commanders.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Your new home of the Washington Commanders.
Ahhh so THAT'S what the trump ballroom is for.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ahhh so THAT'S what the trump ballroom is for.
Commander-in-Sleep? No
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
November 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Commander-in-Sleep? No
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
Don Snorleone? No
Wait....I've got it....
Meanwhile in Mamdani's neck of the woods.....
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Meanwhile in Mamdani's neck of the woods.....