I’d say this was a milkshake duck moment for him; except we’ve always known he’s a racist dickhead and he’s shit at ducking milkshakes.

Hollandaise

I’ve got “TransFem Lizard” to the tune of ‘Pinball Wizard’ so thanks for that.

I am Gandalf the Wet. And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

No literally I couldn’t help it I just got washed up here.

Bloody immigrants. Coming over here and shepherding public figures to the afterlife.

I think he looks like three dogshits in a trench-coat.

I am so fucking down for some good mbuzi choma.

It’s great to eat at the
Trans Coffee Shop;
Have some breakfast at the
Trans Coffee Shop.

You can eat a good meal;
You can grab a hot tea;
You can talk about HRT.

The odd one out is Michael Myers - the other three all actually killed something in real life (Noem: her dog; Goodwin: his academic career; Andrew: last shred of royal dignity)

Graham Replacement Theory at work

Ancient proverb say: You can lead a twat to parliament but you can’t make him do any work.

Send him to The Wall. Make him join The Nonce Watch.

Le canard milk-shake

I love that he decided to mansplain ‘dead cat strategy’ instead of responding to the actual substance which I think in itself could be classed as a dead cat strategy or ‘dead cat²’. If he does it again then it becomes ‘dead cat³’ and then we’re into a whole Schrödinger situation.

Carry that weight.

Welcome, Alex. Your mandatory St George’s Flag, pack of PG tips, switchblade and £10 Greggs voucher will be in the post.

Some are born English, some achieve Englishness, and some have Englishness thrust upon them.