My current favorite troll on my husband is telling him I love him more and watching his beautiful face scrunch up in annoyance because he hasn't thought of a good comeback yet.

All I want for my birthday are some 5 Star reviews!

Ah! Not a terrible thought but the original commission wanted outie pips so here we are

Tiramisu is good tier
Pie crust is trash

God yes. I'm the only one who likes it so I just skip making it because it's impossible to make a single serving

The only thing I'm good at supergluing is myself to myself

!! wait that's.....goddammit 😅 ok. Trying that next before I move on to plugs (and in the future, trust that if I don't want feedback I just won't post it online 🤣)

Consider yourself solicited!!

I also hate super glue. I find it decidedly un-super and frankly barely even glue.