Jayden Van Parker
@jaydenvanparker.bsky.social
Cybersecurity guy, cyber-securing 🔐
Wannabe Historian | Political Junkie
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🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini
Wannabe Historian | Political Junkie
#Aware ✡️ Proud Ally 🇮🇱
🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini
2 presidents, 2 very different post-election tweets
Which one is the d!ck-tator again?
Which one is the d!ck-tator again?
February 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
2 presidents, 2 very different post-election tweets
Which one is the d!ck-tator again?
Which one is the d!ck-tator again?
A reminder that Putin attacked Ukraine, not the other way around. Fuck Putin and fuck Trump!!!
#SlavaUkraini
#SlavaUkraini
February 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A reminder that Putin attacked Ukraine, not the other way around. Fuck Putin and fuck Trump!!!
#SlavaUkraini
#SlavaUkraini
Your move, @teslamotorsinc.bsky.social —you too have a Nazi problem.
February 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Your move, @teslamotorsinc.bsky.social —you too have a Nazi problem.
Musk is a thief and a Nazi.
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Musk is a thief and a Nazi.
‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’ is one of my favorite book collections. Maybe it’s time for me to start writing about the decline & fall of the American Empire?
February 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’ is one of my favorite book collections. Maybe it’s time for me to start writing about the decline & fall of the American Empire?
The Barcelona Cathedral is insane 😍
January 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The Barcelona Cathedral is insane 😍
This is unhinged. He’s not even back in office yet and he’s already alienating us from our allies.
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This is unhinged. He’s not even back in office yet and he’s already alienating us from our allies.
Statement from Matt Gaetz this morning. Sounds like this ethics report is going to be pretty bad 🫠
December 18, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Statement from Matt Gaetz this morning. Sounds like this ethics report is going to be pretty bad 🫠
It’s astounding to witness the political opportunism on full display as Lindi Li, a pundit once known for unwavering criticism of Trump, now pivots to praising his economy while attacking Biden’s. This blatant reversal reeks of desperation for attention 😒😤
December 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
It’s astounding to witness the political opportunism on full display as Lindi Li, a pundit once known for unwavering criticism of Trump, now pivots to praising his economy while attacking Biden’s. This blatant reversal reeks of desperation for attention 😒😤
When you go through all that trouble to achieve Mar a lago face and you still get dumped.
December 10, 2024 at 6:33 PM
When you go through all that trouble to achieve Mar a lago face and you still get dumped.
Trump’s cabinet on day 1:
December 3, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Trump’s cabinet on day 1:
“Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration? But I have to do it.”
—First Ladyboy, Felonia Musk.
—First Ladyboy, Felonia Musk.
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
“Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration? But I have to do it.”
—First Ladyboy, Felonia Musk.
—First Ladyboy, Felonia Musk.
M0r0ņs benefiting from ACA insurance yet voting Trump, unaware it’s the same life-saving program as Obamacare they sought to repeal, perfectly illustrates American decline.
November 22, 2024 at 6:37 PM
M0r0ņs benefiting from ACA insurance yet voting Trump, unaware it’s the same life-saving program as Obamacare they sought to repeal, perfectly illustrates American decline.
MTG having a hard time with the new restroom restrictions.
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
MTG having a hard time with the new restroom restrictions.
Matt Gertz is elated 😂
November 21, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Matt Gertz is elated 😂
McCarthy’s revenge? 😆
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
McCarthy’s revenge? 😆
“Time to kiss orange a$$” —Joe and Mika
November 18, 2024 at 8:28 PM
“Time to kiss orange a$$” —Joe and Mika
‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’ has always been one of my favorite series of books.
Now I wonder if someday I’ll be writing about ‘The Decline and Fall of the American Empire’. 😪🫥
Now I wonder if someday I’ll be writing about ‘The Decline and Fall of the American Empire’. 😪🫥
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
‘The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire’ has always been one of my favorite series of books.
Now I wonder if someday I’ll be writing about ‘The Decline and Fall of the American Empire’. 😪🫥
Now I wonder if someday I’ll be writing about ‘The Decline and Fall of the American Empire’. 😪🫥
Why does his entire cabinet look like the Penguin’s board of directors at a Gotham crime syndicate meeting?
November 17, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Why does his entire cabinet look like the Penguin’s board of directors at a Gotham crime syndicate meeting?
Rapey McForehead is about to go thru some things.
November 14, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Rapey McForehead is about to go thru some things.
We’re #1!
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November 14, 2024 at 3:17 AM
We’re #1!
Let’s go! Follow me 4 follow back 🦋
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November 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Top app right now!