I followed a diet once… it was delicious. 😋

"If I were a superhero, my power would be: finishing a whole pizza 🍕
alone without regrets." 😆😅

My life is basically: ‘Why am I tired?’ vs ‘Why did I take a nap for 4 hours?’

Me: I should eat healthy.
Also me: buys 3 packs of cookies and calls it a balanced diet because they all fit in my hands. 😁