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JaxBlade
@jaxblade.bsky.social
Z-Warrior, Certified Personal Trainer/Sensei, Legally a Lord, DigiDestined, I also make Edutainment videos. 600k+ Subs (Business Email) [email protected]
https://www.youtube.com/user/jaxblade07
*Flashback to Elementary school in the 90s /Early 2000s*

“Yo…you got da goods?”

“Pfft What I look like? Course I got da goods”
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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“Mommm Uncle Jordan is ranting about the 90s Anime he made us watch when he babysat us again”
~ My Niece & Nephew to my sister while I was buzzed.
December 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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When someone just isn’t giving you the energy & realizing some folks just don't click with you. It doesn't Always make you or them bad.
Move on.
No need to waste energy on those that don't reciprocate yours when you ALREADY have people that love you & are with you in the best & worst of times🙏🏾 (4)
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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And A MISTAKE Ive seen so MANY people make, I even made it when I was Younger, is theyll go
"Well thats a Bad Reason so Im gonna keep tryin to FORCE this between us" Not realizing tryin to force somethin makes you more OffPutting & the person less likely to want to get to know u. (3)
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Whenever you try to FORCE something in a friendship/relationship thats just not happening at the moment. Just take a second & listen to this valid piece of wisdom.
This quote has unironically helped me thru many IRL situations😂
2012 Splinter stays an inspiration🙏🏾☯️
June 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Thread 🧵 cause I love this ep of Recess & The Weekenders when they talk about how some people just don't like each Other
cuz its so Valid. Theres 8 Billion+ people on this planet, Not everyone is gonna like you
Just like YOU Yourself dont like everyone.
Some folks just dont click w/ & thats fine (1)
June 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I still contemplate the day when/ if these 2 friend groups ever meet loll
December 29, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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My dream job is that someone famous thinks I have a distinct enough speaking voice & they hire me to do a roll like Vin Diesel’s Groot for a million dollar movie where I say 3 words in different inflections & then get paid Millions of dollars for an hour session & then have royalties🤣
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Muscle Mommy Demon Girl, Blonde Wheyfu, and InvisiBailey?! IDGAF what the rules are
we finding the Poly Option in this game.
November 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My dream job is that someone famous thinks I have a distinct enough speaking voice & they hire me to do a roll like Vin Diesel’s Groot for a million dollar movie where I say 3 words in different inflections & then get paid Millions of dollars for an hour session & then have royalties🤣
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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ITS OFFICIAL XOLO Is officially PORTGAS D ACE IN THE NETFLIX LIVE ACTION ONE PIECE & our boy has started training to get that Ace body with Michael B. Jordan’s Creed coach! Let’s discuss 🔥🔥
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
ITS OFFICIAL XOLO Is officially PORTGAS D ACE IN THE NETFLIX LIVE ACTION ONE PIECE & our boy has started training to get that Ace body with Michael B. Jordan’s Creed coach! Let’s discuss 🔥🔥
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Hell yeah! My Jak and Daxter figure came in today!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Happy Holidays 🫶🏾🎄🕎
December 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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From your fav camp counselor don’t forget to follow the rules this spooky month 👻
October 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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When your friend tries to steal the last Halloween Sugar cookie out the fridge
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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I'm for Halloween but If u try & get in contact w/ spirits either thru a Ouija board, SpiritGames or BloodyCandymanMary whatever while I’m w/ you, MY BLACK ASS no longer exists to U. I refuse to be a bystanding casualty of DAT foolishness 🤣🤣. To say I am paranoid is the understatement of the century
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When your friend tries to steal the last Halloween Sugar cookie out the fridge
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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There's a reason you rarely see us in those kinds of horror movies. Cuz we were gone the second Ashley said, "Hey guys, guess what I brought!".
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I'm for Halloween but If u try & get in contact w/ spirits either thru a Ouija board, SpiritGames or BloodyCandymanMary whatever while I’m w/ you, MY BLACK ASS no longer exists to U. I refuse to be a bystanding casualty of DAT foolishness 🤣🤣. To say I am paranoid is the understatement of the century
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Men are scared to talk to women cause of their 👻BOO👻bies
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Men are scared to talk to women cause of their 👻BOO👻bies
October 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Sonya Blade in MK1 and MK3 gear
October 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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My Morning Caffeine for the day 😩🔥🔥🔥🔥☕️
October 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM