Jon Ross
@jawnross.bsky.social
Writer, nonsense aficionado, mogwai whisperer.
It’s that time of year again. Please refrain from posting anything Die Hard related. If you don’t heed my warning, we’ll be stuck in an infinite loop of posts where people argue over if it’s a Christmas movie. A hellacious Groundhog day from which there is no escape.
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s that time of year again. Please refrain from posting anything Die Hard related. If you don’t heed my warning, we’ll be stuck in an infinite loop of posts where people argue over if it’s a Christmas movie. A hellacious Groundhog day from which there is no escape.
I would like all of Alien Earth in my eyeballs right now please.
August 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I would like all of Alien Earth in my eyeballs right now please.
Just saw Jurassic World Rebirth. I think it is now my 2nd fav Jurassic movie. Heart is happy.
June 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Just saw Jurassic World Rebirth. I think it is now my 2nd fav Jurassic movie. Heart is happy.
Remake Weekend at Bernie’s with Bryan Cranston as Bernie.
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Remake Weekend at Bernie’s with Bryan Cranston as Bernie.
Maybe we should try turning the collider back on
April 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Maybe we should try turning the collider back on
Decided it was time to watch The World at War, the BBC documentary from the 70’s.
Shit is terrifying.
Shit is terrifying.
January 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Decided it was time to watch The World at War, the BBC documentary from the 70’s.
Shit is terrifying.
Shit is terrifying.
Me the next 4 years
a cartoon soldier with the number 2 on his hat
ALT: a cartoon soldier with the number 2 on his hat
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me the next 4 years
Did that movie about the monkey rockstar come out yet? I think it’s called Rockstar Monkey, or something.
December 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Did that movie about the monkey rockstar come out yet? I think it’s called Rockstar Monkey, or something.
If I see one more post about Die Hard I’m gonna lose my mind.
December 29, 2024 at 2:51 PM
If I see one more post about Die Hard I’m gonna lose my mind.
Mental health check-in with a gif
December 18, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Mental health check-in with a gif
I know it’s more of a Thanksgiving movie, but Dutch is my favorite Christmas movie.
December 16, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I know it’s more of a Thanksgiving movie, but Dutch is my favorite Christmas movie.
Why haven’t they made The Nightmare on Elm Street Before Christmas? It’s right there.
December 12, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Why haven’t they made The Nightmare on Elm Street Before Christmas? It’s right there.
Grey Poupon has an opportunity to make the funniest commercial ever right now.
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Grey Poupon has an opportunity to make the funniest commercial ever right now.
Went to see Gladiator II. Some dum-dums brought their young kids and let them play on the iPad the whole time. No, they did not turn off the volume.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Went to see Gladiator II. Some dum-dums brought their young kids and let them play on the iPad the whole time. No, they did not turn off the volume.
They should remake Falling Down, but from a liberal point of view. I think it would be very funny.
November 25, 2024 at 1:01 PM
They should remake Falling Down, but from a liberal point of view. I think it would be very funny.
Weekend at Bernie’s is a Christmas Movie
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Weekend at Bernie’s is a Christmas Movie
Mike Judge has the chance to do the funniest shit ever right now. He could make a prequel to Idiocracy.
November 22, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Mike Judge has the chance to do the funniest shit ever right now. He could make a prequel to Idiocracy.
Perhaps Mike Judge is our new Nostradamus
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Perhaps Mike Judge is our new Nostradamus
Finally watched Ridley Scott’s The Counselor, and Jfc what a bleak film. Enjoyed it, but never putting myself through that again
November 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Finally watched Ridley Scott’s The Counselor, and Jfc what a bleak film. Enjoyed it, but never putting myself through that again
Remake Married With Children but retool it as a tense espionage thriller like The Americans. Keep the laugh track.
November 19, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Remake Married With Children but retool it as a tense espionage thriller like The Americans. Keep the laugh track.
So pumped for Gladiator II. Can’t wait for him to say the line “I’m a Gladiator too”. I love it when characters say the movie name in their dialogue.
November 19, 2024 at 6:12 AM
So pumped for Gladiator II. Can’t wait for him to say the line “I’m a Gladiator too”. I love it when characters say the movie name in their dialogue.
We should start solving all our problems via Thumb Wars
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM
We should start solving all our problems via Thumb Wars
I’m surprised streaming hasn’t produced an 8 episode mini series centered around an origin story for The Old 96er from The Great Outdoors.
November 15, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I’m surprised streaming hasn’t produced an 8 episode mini series centered around an origin story for The Old 96er from The Great Outdoors.